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What Pandemic? Not Much De-Risking Is Happening And One CIO Thinks It’s Nuts

February 17, 2020February 17, 2020

“I have never in my career seen anything as crazy as what’s going on right now.”

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Bonds, Greeks And Stubborn Greenbacks

February 17, 2020February 17, 2020

This is a good time to roll out the most nauseatingly clichéd quip in the history of market jokes…

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Chinese Stocks Recover All Post-Holiday Losses As Autos, Brokerages Skyrocket. Parliament Delay Pondered

February 17, 2020February 17, 2020

Like it never happened – sort of.

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China’s Latest Rate Cut: Here’s What It Means

February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

This paves the way for the de facto benchmark to be cut later this week.

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Japan Just Served Up One Of The Worst Quarterly Economic Contractions In History

February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

And this was before the virus.

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More Than 1,000 Former DOJ Officials Demand Bill Barr Resign, Call AG’s Behavior ‘Grave Threat’

February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

“Mr. Barr’s actions in doing the President’s personal bidding unfortunately speak louder than his words.”

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A Large Butterfly Flaps Its Wings In Paris: The Early Days Of A Crisis

February 16, 2020February 17, 2020

“We have 200 people to keep alive.”

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‘All Roads Lead To Lower Rates’: Kocic

February 16, 2020February 17, 2020

“The least ambiguous trade”…

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Bad, Worse, Ugly Or ‘Unthinkable’? One Bank Goes ‘Dystopian Hollywood’ With Coronavirus Scenario Analysis

February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

“Let’s all pray it does not come to pass.”

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Conspiracies Aren’t Conspiracies And ‘Fundamentals’ Are Malleable

February 15, 2020February 16, 2020

Ben Bernanke is the worst co-conspirator in the world.

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The World’s An Unfriendly Place When King Dollar Refuses To Roll Over

February 15, 2020February 16, 2020

“King dollar” can be a real pain sometimes.

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Coronavirus And China’s Never-Ending Spinning Plates Routine

February 15, 2020February 15, 2020

The anti-epidemic bond issuance story is a microcosm of a broader narrative.

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Things Just Keep Getting Weirder At Bill Barr’s Justice Department

February 14, 2020February 15, 2020

“I just think it’s a banana republic when we go down that road”.

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Trump Has New Plan To Drive Stocks Into Stratosphere (But You Have To Reelect Him)

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

“If you reelect this administration, this is what you’re going to get”.

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Total Trumpification.

February 14, 2020February 16, 2020

“…a strange hybrid of tacky glitz and truck stop, bumper sticker jingoism.”

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Germany’s Obsession With ‘Black Zero’ Fiscal Policy Now Borders On Psychosis

February 14, 2020

There has to be a pain threshold.

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Big Miss On Retail Sales Control Group Marks Stark Contrast With Record-High Confidence, Stocks

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

Not the best news.

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Viral Valentines.

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

Who wants to hold risk into the weekend?

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William Barr Says Trump’s Tweets Make AG Job ‘Impossible’. Real Criticism Or Ruse?

February 13, 2020February 14, 2020

Are you “prepared for the ramifications” of your remarks, Mr. Barr?

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Here’s The Real Problem With Judy Shelton’s Fed Nomination

February 13, 2020

The issue isn’t her unorthodox views. The problem is that her views are subject to change virtually overnight.

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Albert Edwards: Retail Investors Will Be ‘Shocked’ To Discover The Truth About Corporate Debt Bubble

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020

It’s a “shame”…

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World’s Most Profitable Company Starting To Get Annoyed With Pesky Virus

February 13, 2020

But they’ll be fine…

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A ‘Rare’ Local ‘Red Flag’ And A 30,000-Foot Reminder

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020

“Risk gets spooked”, a local consideration and a big-picture reminder.

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No. Nobody Cares About January’s ‘Hot’ Inflation Prints

February 13, 2020

And here’s why…

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China’s Auto Slump Goes Viral In Record January Plunge

February 13, 2020

But don’t worry, Tesla will be fine, I’m sure.

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Sociopathic Tendencies.

February 13, 2020February 13, 2020

“No one asked about the data revisions”.

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William Barr Has Date With House Judiciary Committee As Trump Gets More Brazen

February 12, 2020February 13, 2020

This “requires our immediate attention”.

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