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S&P Needs To Rally 8-10% To Escape Gamma Trap, One Bank Says

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020

“Almost” there…

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Dollar-Funding Stress Could Be ‘Crossing The Rubicon’ Moment For Market

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020

Canaries and such.

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Virus News Worsens, Analysts Ponder ‘Severe’ Scenarios For US Economy

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020

Of course, none of this means we should take Rick Santelli’s advice.

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China Exports Sank 17% Amid Virus Lockdown, Delayed Data Shows

March 7, 2020

Ambiguity remains.

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The Week When Everything Else Snapped.

March 6, 2020March 7, 2020

“Wild” is an inadequate adjective.

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oil, OPEC3 Comments on The Week When Everything Else Snapped.

One Bank’s Warning As Credit Cracks: ‘The Black Swan Is A Liquidity Crisis’

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

“Worry about liquidity, not funding”.

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OPEC+ Is Dead. No Telling Where Bottom Is For Crude.

March 6, 2020

Worst-case outcome.

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Veteran Traders See Shades Of 2008 In Friday’s Action

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

“Ever. Even during the 2008 crisis”.

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‘Tin Hat’ Time In FX As Duration Goes ‘Offer-less’ Amid Quarantine Panic

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

Carry a towel.

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Jobs Report Blows Through Expectations, But Market Likely To View Numbers As Stale

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

The numbers are good, but things have changed and the situation is fluid.

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Defcon 1.

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020

It’s getting scary out there.

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Rick Santelli Has Coronavirus Solution: Deliberately Infect Everybody And Let Darwin Sort It Out

March 5, 2020

“But maybe we’d be just better off if we gave it to everybody”.

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Harley Bassman: ‘The Pandemic Has Pulled Back The Curtain On The Downside Of Xenophobic Nationalism’

March 5, 2020March 7, 2020

“Such a pity that a passport is not required for this virus to travel across borders.”

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And I’ll Dance With You In Vienna.

March 5, 2020March 6, 2020

“There’s a tree where the doves go to die”…

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All This Selloff Was Missing Was A Jeff Gundlach Chat With Scott Wapner. Not Anymore.

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020

“Stick a fork in it.”

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We’re All Momentum Traders Now

March 5, 2020March 6, 2020

“We are all subject to the same risk management parameters.”

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Fear Reigns.

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020

“In a significant way”.

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‘Try 8X Instead’: As Market Crosses Another ‘Ice Age’ Milestone, Albert Edwards Looks Ahead

March 5, 2020March 6, 2020

“Try 8x instead at the bottom of the next recession and see where that takes us!”

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We Should Have Just Ordered Chinese.

March 5, 2020March 5, 2020

Oh, the tragic irony.

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‘A Lot Has Changed Since This Weekend’: World, Markets Go COVID-Crazy

March 4, 2020March 5, 2020

“We certainly hope that these latest measures are enough”.

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Depth Charge And The Biden Affair

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020

“…since the beginning of the COVID-19 panic, there’s been a ~90% plunge in futures market depth.”

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Wild Discrepancy Opens Up Between Key Gauges Of US Services Sector

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020

Which one of you is lying?

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Global Rate Cut Bonanza Continues As Canada Takes A Swing At COVID-19

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020

Are you listening virus?!

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘One Left Tail Down, One To Go’

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020

The ever-present COVID-19 tape bomb risk notwithstanding…

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Joe Biden Odds Go Full-Tesla, Virus Spreads Virtually Unchecked

March 4, 2020March 4, 2020

A “miracle” comeback and an ongoing public health crisis.

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Fed Harshly Panned For ‘Panic’ Rate Cut. Market Looks To Biden For Relief

March 3, 2020March 4, 2020

Now, in 2020, it’s not clear where we are, besides on the border of lost credibility.

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Zoltan Pozsar Takes On COVID-19: ‘Use The Swap Lines, An Uncapped Repo Facility And QE’

March 3, 2020March 3, 2020

“Dollar funding is always the orphaned child of crises”.

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