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This Is ‘The End Game Of The Great Debt Super Cycle’ And Scott Minerd Sees Just One Way Out

March 28, 2020March 29, 2020

“We are experiencing the end game of the great debt super cycle”.

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Ebbs And Flows.

March 28, 2020

Historic outflows, daunting headlines and a rebalancing bid.

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5 Comments on Ebbs And Flows.

‘Don’t Call The Woman In Michigan’: Trump Gambles On Governor Attacks Amid Virus Response Push

March 28, 2020March 28, 2020

“I mean, I’m a different type of person.”

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9 Comments on ‘Don’t Call The Woman In Michigan’: Trump Gambles On Governor Attacks Amid Virus Response Push

Bazooka Stimulus, Buying Time And Virus Utilitarians

March 28, 2020March 28, 2020

“I want to take actions that will provide a concentrated, short-term boost in demand”.

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7 Comments on Bazooka Stimulus, Buying Time And Virus Utilitarians

Where’s The Floor?

March 27, 2020March 28, 2020

“The scale of the policy panic is astonishing.”

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12 Comments on Where’s The Floor?

Good News, Bad News And Wasted Time

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

“Always a mess.”

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2 Comments on Good News, Bad News And Wasted Time

Have We Seen The Worst Of The Dollar Delirium? Asking For The Entire World

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

One more time: It’s much safer out there when the dollar isn’t going vertical.

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Bond Bubble Bursts In ‘Stunning’ Outflow Deluge. BofA Bull & Bear Indicator Hits 0.0

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

“The liquidation vortex”…

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Bazookas Of The North And Tough Indians.

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

Canada slashes rates to the lower bound, launches QE. India moves to dodge collapse.

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Boris Is Positive As Coronavirus Stalks Downing Street. Spain Has Deadliest Day Yet. ‘America First.’

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

“I was at a hospital where I think a few there were actually coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody.”

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Is It Over Yet?

March 27, 2020March 27, 2020

“We’d just as soon it could be over”.

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Profits At China’s Industrial Firms Plunge A Laughable 38.3% Thanks To Annoying Virus

March 26, 2020

More smoldering wreckage.

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US Passes China For Most Coronavirus Cases During Trump Press Conference

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“You don’t know what the numbers are in China.”

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$586 Billion In Five Business Days: Fed’s Balance Sheet Balloons To $5.25 Trillion

March 26, 2020March 27, 2020

Unlimited Fed buying versus a deadly, highly contagious respiratory infection. Pick a winner.

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Donald Trump Has A Virus Plan.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“A number of our fellow citizens have tragically succumbed to its ravages, while many more are fighting for their lives.”

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8 Comments on Donald Trump Has A Virus Plan.

‘Nuclear’ Stimulus Bombs, No Entry To China And The Dow’s New ‘Bull Market’

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“It’s not even a bazooka”, Jones went on to say. “It’s more like a nuclear bomb”.

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Nomura’s McElligott Talks Flow Catalysts As VaR Shock Fades, Markets Eye Stimulus, Recession

March 26, 2020

“…despite everybody knowing this is just the beginning of a horrific few months of data to come.”

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Record Surge In Jobless Claims Suggests Unemployment Rate Rose More This Week Than Any Monthly Gain In US History

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“[That] would raise the unemployment rate by more than half, by 2 percentage points from 3.5% to 5.5%, moving back to 2015 levels in just one week”.

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Jerome Powell To NBC: ‘We’re Not Going To Run Out Of Ammunition. That Doesn’t Happen.’

March 26, 2020

“Essentially, the answer to your question is ‘no'”. 

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Mario Draghi: This Is A ‘Biblical’ Crisis. It’s ‘War’. Scrap The Rules, Cancel The Debt, Lend To Everyone Right Now.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“Much higher public debt levels will become a permanent feature and will be accompanied by private debt cancellation.”

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Just ‘Trying To Go Up’.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“Markets are all over the place at the moment – and currently trying to go up”.

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Meanwhile, In Singapore, A Rough Week Gets Worse

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

Coal mine canary.

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China’s $941 Billion Wealth Fund Cut Risk Parity Assets In Half Days Before Rout Worsened: Report

March 25, 2020March 26, 2020

Good timing.

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Stephanie Kelton: This Is The Lesson Of The $2 Trillion Virus Stimulus Bill….

March 25, 2020March 26, 2020

“The reality is that there is almost always enough slack in the economy to allow for an expansion of federal spending (or tax cuts) without offsets”.

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Out Of Adjectives.

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

Crazy times, historic moves.

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Ben Bernanke: Virus Recession More Like Big ‘Snowstorm’ Than Great Depression

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“This is a very different animal”.

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Coming Unemployment Crisis Plunges America’s Newly Jobless Into ‘Kafkaesque’ Nightmare

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“We’ve never seen anything like it”.

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