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PBOC, Norges Bank, Riksbank, BOJ Rush To Rescue Bloodied Markets With Rate Cuts, Liquidity Measures

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

Of course, all of this will fall short if politicians do not step up with adequate measures.

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2 Comments on PBOC, Norges Bank, Riksbank, BOJ Rush To Rescue Bloodied Markets With Rate Cuts, Liquidity Measures

Chaos.

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“…not randomness run amok, but an essential instability to changes in initial conditions”.

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4 Comments on Chaos.

1987

March 12, 2020October 14, 2021

It looks as though it’s time to finally exorcise all our post-crisis demons. 

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11 Comments on 1987

European Shares, Italian Bonds Have Worst Day In History. Literally. So There’s That.

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

With all due respect, there are questions, Christine. Lots of them.

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Fed Brings Out Bazooka. Announces Massive Repos, Expands Asset Purchases Beyond Bills

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“These changes are being made to address highly unusual disruptions in Treasury financing”.

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The Treasury Market Is Broken. ETFs Are Cracking. Risk Parity’s ‘Footprints’ Have Been Spotted.

March 12, 2020November 22, 2020

“USTs are a ‘broken market’”, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott writes, in a Thursday note recapping some

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Fed Injects Nearly $200 Billion To Fend Off ‘Cash Crunch’ As US Stocks Halted Limit-Down

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

It was the second time this week that US equities have been halted after the cash open.

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ECB Expands QE By €120 Billion, Announces New Liquidity Measures, Relaxes Capital Ratios, Leaves Rates Unchanged

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

Lagarde is credible. It’s just not clear whether she’s credible as a central banker. We’re about to find out.

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Albert Edwards: ‘These Are Dangerous Times Indeed’

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

It will not surprise you to learn that Edwards doesn’t think stocks are “cheap” after rout.

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Bear Markets Everywhere. Global Stocks Implode As Trump’s ‘Foreign Virus’ Speech Goes Awry

March 12, 2020March 12, 2020

“Rolling their eyes”.

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Trump Falls Short In Oval Office Coronavirus Address. Futures Collapse Limit-Down

March 11, 2020March 12, 2020

“The virus will not have a chance against us.”

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Dislocations, Dysfunction And Diversification Desperation

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

“This is not a normal functioning market”.

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It’s Official: We’ve Got A Bear Market And A Pandemic

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

“I’ve made some decisions”.

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Unshackled!

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

“…daily amplitudes not seen since 2011.”

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2 Comments on Unshackled!

ISM And The COVID Conundrum

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

The results were… well, not particularly inspiring.

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2 Comments on ISM And The COVID Conundrum

Market’s Pandemic Obsession Grows, As Pestilence, Fiscal Failure Overshadow Biden Bounce

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

As the yo-yo swings…

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The Most Irrelevant CPI Report In History?

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

Things have changed.

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Christine Lagarde Has 2008 Déjà Vu (Mrs. Lancaster)

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

Good luck, Christine – you’re gonna need it.

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‘This Is A Big Package’

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020

Carney goes out with a bang.

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Promises, Promises

March 10, 2020March 11, 2020

Still nebulous.

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9 Comments on Promises, Promises

Falling Knife Catchers Anonymous (Containment Zones)

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

Then again…

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4 Comments on Falling Knife Catchers Anonymous (Containment Zones)

‘Do We Need To Wait For Lehman?’: One Bank Calls For Urgent Action To Avert ‘Snowball-Earth’ Scenario

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

Suffice to say some folks are concerned – palpably.

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Donald Trump Is Furious. Demands ‘Pathetic’ Powell Conquer Coronavirus With Rate Cuts

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“Also, stimulate!”

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After The Crash, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Looks Ahead

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“Peak calamity”. Now what?

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(Price) War Is Hell.

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

 “Welcome to the free market”.

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S&P Futures Limit-Up In ‘Classic Bear Market Rally’ As Stimulus Hopes Abound

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

“In our view this is a classic bear market rally”.

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Trump, Staring At Recession, Tips Payroll Tax Cut, ‘Dramatic’ Measures. Kelton Says ‘Run MUCH Bigger Deficits’

March 9, 2020March 10, 2020

“I will be here tomorrow afternoon to let you know.”

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