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Trump Removes Inspector General Responsible For Oversight Of $2 Trillion Virus Relief Package

April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

The optics aren’t great.

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8 Comments on Trump Removes Inspector General Responsible For Oversight Of $2 Trillion Virus Relief Package

The World Desperately Needs More Dollars. And The IMF Knows It.

April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

The swap lines aren’t enough. And neither is the foreign repo facility.

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3 Comments on The World Desperately Needs More Dollars. And The IMF Knows It.

So You Wanna Be A Grizzly Man?

April 7, 2020

It’s perilous.

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5 Comments on So You Wanna Be A Grizzly Man?

Michael Burry Has Some (Strong) Opinions On Coronavirus Lockdowns

April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

“…blockhead policies lacking all nuance and understanding.”

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25 Comments on Michael Burry Has Some (Strong) Opinions On Coronavirus Lockdowns

Small Business Optimism Suffers Record Tumble. Half Of Main Street May Be Out Of Business By June

April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

“…we’re probably going to have to add more money to this.”

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Don’t Be A Hero.

April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

“Pretty much everywhere you look, there is newfound optimism.”

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5 Comments on Don’t Be A Hero.

Somehow, Things Turned Out Worse Than Scott Minerd Anticipated…

April 6, 2020

“Is this turning out as badly as you thought it would?”

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3 Comments on Somehow, Things Turned Out Worse Than Scott Minerd Anticipated…

Marko Kolanovic Forecasts Dates For Coronavirus Peak, End Of Crisis

April 6, 2020April 7, 2020

Remember: The stimulus isn’t going away even if the virus does.

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Bear In A Bull Suit.

April 6, 2020April 6, 2020

I just don’t know anymore.

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20 Comments on Bear In A Bull Suit.

The Future Is Now: How The Coronavirus Forced Economic Policy To Evolve

April 6, 2020April 6, 2020

Welcome to the future. How do you feel?

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Janet Yellen (With Popped Collar): ‘This Is A Huge, Unprecedented, Devastating Hit’

April 6, 2020April 6, 2020

And, yes, her collar was popped.

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Jamie Dimon Says This Crisis ‘Dramatically Different’. In ‘Adverse Scenario’, JPMorgan May Suspend Dividend

April 6, 2020April 6, 2020

“Additionally, we have run an extremely adverse scenario that assumes an even deeper contraction”…

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Lights And Long Tunnels.

April 6, 2020April 6, 2020

“There is light at the end of the tunnel but it’s still a long tunnel”.

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Eye Of The Tiger.

April 5, 2020

“One day at a time” is the mantra for now.

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3 Comments on Eye Of The Tiger.

‘Internet Of Living Things’: How Marko Kolanovic Would Use Big Data To Save The World In Future Pandemics

April 5, 2020April 6, 2020

“…in the age of big data, machine learning and internet of things, this could be different.”

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March Madness: How The Treasury Market Blew Up

April 5, 2020November 22, 2020

Over the past several weeks, central banks globally have been keen to emphasize the extent

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Trouble In Paradise: Saudi Arabia Ponders Stark Reality Ahead Of Crucial Week

April 5, 2020April 5, 2020

Choices, choices.

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‘A Lot Of Death, Unfortunately’, And One Curve You Don’t Want To Flatten

April 4, 2020April 5, 2020

“A World War I or II or something.”

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Trump Calls OPEC ‘Illegal’, Says ‘Tariff Man’ Could Make A Cameo If Necessary

April 4, 2020

“Oil is at a record low. It’s actually lower than you even think”.

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oil, OPEC14 Comments on Trump Calls OPEC ‘Illegal’, Says ‘Tariff Man’ Could Make A Cameo If Necessary

Dark Days And Masked Men.

April 4, 2020April 4, 2020

“Wearing a face mask as I greet presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens – I don’t know.”

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Four Minutes From Mar-A-Lago, A Depression-Style Soup Kitchen

April 4, 2020April 4, 2020

“…but you know, I thank God for it”.

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Saudis Insult Putin For Lying About Oil Price Collapse, Jeopardizing Crucial OPEC+ Meeting

April 4, 2020April 4, 2020

So, he’s lying, but what else is new?

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One Possible Consequence Of COVID Crisis: A Rethink Of How Companies Finance Themselves

April 3, 2020April 4, 2020

“The point of equity funding over debt funding is it does not need to be repaid.”

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Relatively Speaking.

April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

“It’s hard to get a straight answer from anyone right now”.

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oil, OPEC2 Comments on Relatively Speaking.

‘Beyond Grim’: Europe’s Services Sector Disappears Into ‘Black Hole’ Leaving Economists Speechless

April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

“It’s increasingly difficult to find the words to describe the devastation”.

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‘Some Are Going Bust’: US Services Sector On The Brink

April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

“The coronavirus is affecting every aspect of business.”

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Leisure And Hospitality Industry Wipes Out Nearly 2 Years Of Jobs Gains In Single Month

April 3, 2020April 3, 2020

“…most of the decline came in food services and drinking places”.

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