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Tyson Delivers Shrill Warning. Says Food Supply Chain ‘Breaking.’ Shortages, Mass ‘Depopulation’ Imminent.

April 27, 2020April 27, 2020

“Millions of animals – chickens, pigs and cattle – will be depopulated.”

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Good Vibes, Bad Oil And Chinese Non-Profits

April 27, 2020April 27, 2020

It wasn’t all good news, though.

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Bank Of Japan Takes Gloves Off. Says ‘No Limit’ On Bond Buying

April 27, 2020April 27, 2020

“Necessary amounts.”

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Bazooka Show.

April 26, 2020April 27, 2020

If you’re in the camp that is genuinely offended by monetary largesse, this is going to a rough six months for your sanity.

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In Potentially Pivotal Remarks, Cuomo Sketches Reopening Plan For New York

April 26, 2020April 26, 2020

But “there is no relative context to death.”

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Less Demand, More Supply. Some Fear Wave Of Equity Sales As Buybacks Collapse

April 26, 2020April 26, 2020

And we don’t need any more headwinds, that’s for sure.

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Steve Mnuchin On Deficit, National Debt: ‘We’re At War, Chris’

April 26, 2020April 27, 2020

“And we’re gonna do whatever we need to do”.

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Goldman’s Warning: Market Concentration Now Exceeds Tech Bubble Peak

April 25, 2020April 26, 2020

“Eventually, though, narrow market breadth is always resolved the same way.”

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Blown-Up Risk Models And Decimated US Drilling: Insane Week In Oil Leaves Trail Of Destruction

April 25, 2020

Historical precedent is no longer useful.

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Bad Setup: Just Before Pandemic, World Trade Did Something It Hasn’t Done Since The GFC

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020

One more time: There is never a “good” time for a pandemic, but…

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Gray Roots, Immunity Passports And A Warning From WHO

April 25, 2020April 26, 2020

“I had to wear a hat everywhere I went.”

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As Fed Cuts Bond Buying With Balance Sheet Near $7 Trillion, Some See ‘Unqualified Good News’

April 24, 2020

Signs of stress are abating. For now, anyway.

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As Much As 25% Of America’s Meat Production Is Offline. Looming Shortages Show COVID’s Inflationary Side.

April 24, 2020April 25, 2020

“…more lives will be lost, more workers will be exposed, and our food supply will face jeopardy.”

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Americans Think COVID-19 Is ‘Cyclical’, Not Systemic. Safe Assumption, Or Not So Much?

April 24, 2020April 24, 2020

“…it could be a false dawn and a bad omen all rolled up into one”.

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Meanwhile, In Zurich: SNB Reminds You Massive Stock Holdings Sometimes Suffer Huge Losses

April 24, 2020April 24, 2020

“Strong fluctuations are therefore to be expected.”

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Well, Is There A Future Or Isn’t There?

April 24, 2020April 24, 2020

“Yeah, sport, I know there’s a blizzard.”

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Albert Edwards: ‘Ludicrous’ To Assume Central Bank Liquidity Is ‘Compelled’ To Boost Stocks

April 23, 2020April 23, 2020

“Liquidity will flow into whatever momentum trade emerges as the winner.”

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The Financial Media Ignored Marko Kolanovic On New York’s Coronavirus Outbreak. It Was Society’s Loss.

April 23, 2020November 9, 2020

Stocks are learning to “look through” and otherwise “write off” the worst data in the

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Collapse In Vol Of Vol Shows ‘Grab For Tails’ Out Of Steam, Nomura’s McElligott Says, As Stocks Try To Normalize

April 23, 2020April 23, 2020

“If you’ve learned anything post-crisis…”

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No Such Thing As Hyperbole As US PMIs Sprint Towards Cliff, Dive Off

April 23, 2020April 23, 2020

For the first time (maybe ever) it is literally impossible to overstate the scope of the malaise.

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‘Less Than Half Of Working Age Americans Will Be Earning A Wage Next Month’, One Bank Warns

April 23, 2020

Another “sobering” stat and what it means for the political landscape.

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America’s Unemployment Nightmare Continues As Virus Claims 26.5 Million Jobs

April 23, 2020April 23, 2020

Remember: These are people not numbers.

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‘Worse Than That Thought Imaginable’: PMIs In Eurozone, UK Take A Turn For The Surreal

April 23, 2020April 23, 2020

“…output sometimes shrank into almost nothing.”

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Tokyo Whale Preps More Easing As Japanese Services Sector Collapses. South Korea GDP Plunges

April 22, 2020April 22, 2020

Off to Neverland.

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Breaking Down ‘The Biggest Global Bailout In History’

April 22, 2020April 23, 2020

“Whether the stimulus is remotely enough remains to be seen”.

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Meanwhile, Turkey Plays With Fire

April 22, 2020

The “or else” approach.

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‘I Am An Oil Man’: How Long Before Jerome Powell Gets Into The Oil And Gas Business?

April 22, 2020April 22, 2020

“I have numerous concerns”…

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