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Nomura’s McElligott: The Machines Are Getting Long And Covering Shorts In Real-Time

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

“Remember my generic thinking on these strategies: ‘Volatility is the exposure toggle.'”

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Now For The Bad News From The June Jobs Report…

July 2, 2020

For many, “temporary” precarity has become permanent.

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Latest Jobless Claims Numbers Suggest We’re Not Out Of The Woods

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

Reality check?

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Blockbuster: US Economy Adds 4.8 Million Jobs In Eye-Popping June Payrolls Report

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

Now questions will turn to the necessity (or not) of another stimulus package.

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The Tension Is Thick. But Not As Thick As The Summer Air

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020

…a perfect super spreader event, I might add.

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Bad News Everywhere, But Not A Care In The World.

July 1, 2020July 2, 2020

“I think that at some point that’s going to sort of just disappear, I hope”.

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Prayers And Fundamentals.

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

Joie de vivre.

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Fed Not Ready To Roll On Yield-Curve Control

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

September implementation may be a stretch.

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Americans Broke All-Time Record For Gun Background Checks In June

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

I suppose the question now is whether this trend will continue unabated.

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Optimists Get More Ammo As ISM Climbs Higher

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

Still, it’s a long climb out of this dark basement.

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Is The US Labor Market Back? Wild Revisions And Rampant Ambiguity

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

Getting a “clean” read on things is well-nigh impossible.

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You’re Under Arrest. (Welcome To The Third Quarter)

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

On that happy note, the third quarter (and second half) of 2020 is underway. 

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Harley Bassman: This Combo Will End In Tears, But Success Is Likely In The Medium-Term

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

“I must confess the notion of buying the SPX near 3000 sounds silly”.

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A Cliche, I Know.

June 30, 2020October 14, 2021

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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Facing Bankruptcy During The Best Quarter For Stocks Since 1998

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

What a juxtaposition.

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Speculative Mania Or ‘Unprecedented Bearishness’? The Strange Case Of The US Retail Investor

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

It’s a generational thing. 

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Fiscal Cliffs And New Lockdowns Undercut Signal From June Data

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

In the simplest possible terms…

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With 2020 Halfway Over, ‘Markets Are Relying On Their Own Unique Take’

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020

Halfway through — glass half empty or half full?

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‘You Are Here’: Morgan Stanley’s Mike Wilson Is Still Bullish

June 29, 2020June 30, 2020

“…while some might contend earnings forecasts remain too high, we would argue otherwise”.

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You Gotta Buy Any Dip: FOMO Calls Are Back, But Not Everyone Is Excited

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020

… figuratively or literally.

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US Revokes Hong Kong’s Special Status After Weeks Of Tension Around Security Law

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020

“Risks the US refuses to accept”…

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Buy America! Fed Launches Primary Corporate Credit Facility

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020

If you were already offended by the Fed’s purported “transgressions”, you can pretend to be even angrier now.

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The Data Is Playing Along

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020

And yet, it all hinges on the jobs report.

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As ‘Bargain’ Remdesivir Pricing Draws Ire, Market Casts Wary Eye At Relentless Virus

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020

“An amazing deal”.

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Nomura’s McElligott On ‘Unprecedented’ Short Covering And A ‘Perverse’ Local Risk

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020

“All’s well unless”…

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Geopolitics On The Burner As Trump Struggles With Russia Bounties Story, China Quandary

June 29, 2020June 29, 2020

“Lies”.

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Hopefully, So Far, For Now

June 28, 2020June 29, 2020

Investors face an uncertain future after historic rally.

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