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Spies Everywhere!

July 23, 2020July 23, 2020

It’s a good thing markets no longer trouble themselves which such trivial matters as rapidly

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Closed Forever

July 22, 2020July 23, 2020

In a sign that the GOP is having a somewhat difficult time coming up with

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Dollars At A Discount (Long Live The King)

July 22, 2020July 22, 2020

Underpinning the rally in risk assets from the panic lows seen during the worst days

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We’ll Take 100 Million (Assumptions Questioned)

July 22, 2020July 22, 2020

“Yes, we’ll take 100 million of them, please”. The US government plans to pay nearly

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Ackman Shorts Junk, Is ‘Cautious’ Near-Term. Still ‘Bullish On America’

July 22, 2020July 22, 2020

Bill Ackman is “long-term bullish on America”, he told CNBC Wednesday. That much hasn’t changed.

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‘Exactly What We Don’t Need’: US-China Escalation Threatens To Derail Stimulus-Fueled Rally

July 22, 2020July 22, 2020

A new, and potentially serious escalation on the geopolitical front put risk assets on the

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In ‘Unprecedented Escalation,’ Trump Evicts China From Houston Consulate

July 22, 2020July 22, 2020

A day after accusing Beijing of providing support to malicious hackers, the US has forcibly

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Harley Bassman’s Trades For The Election

July 21, 2020July 21, 2020

[Editor’s note: The following is the latest commentary by Harley Bassman. If you’re not familiar

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Control

July 21, 2020July 22, 2020

Markets are under control — figuratively and literally. In April, Deutsche Bank’s George Saravelos spoke

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Getting Even And Getting Out?

July 21, 2020

The fact that US equities (the S&P in this case) turned positive for the year

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LinkedOut & Locked Down

July 21, 2020July 21, 2020

“One-third of US CFOs now expect it will take more than six months to get

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Nomura’s McElligott: Momentum Now Acts Like A ‘Straight-Up 60/40 Portfolio’

July 21, 2020July 21, 2020

“Days like yesterday express the challenge for managers right now, as the ‘everything duration’ trade

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A Good Slippery Slope

July 21, 2020July 21, 2020

“Sometimes a slippery slope is a good thing”, wrote former trader Richard Breslow on Tuesday.

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Rip Van Winkle And Escape Velocity

July 20, 2020July 20, 2020

You could have slept through the first seven months of the year and you’d never

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‘Starting With A Trillion’

July 20, 2020July 21, 2020

The White House is “starting with another trillion dollars” in stimulus, Steve Mnuchin said Monday,

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‘Natural Symbiosis’ Between Stocks, Fundamentals ‘Rendered Almost Dysfunctional,’ One Bank Says

July 20, 2020July 20, 2020

Over the course of the market’s dramatic rebound from the March panic lows, one of

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Nomura’s McElligott: Systematic Strategies Helping Drive Rally As CTAs, Vol-Control Mechanically Buy

July 20, 2020July 20, 2020

“With the simple mathematical reality of realized volatilities over short-term (trailing) windows likely collapsing lower

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The Virus, The Jobless And The Ant Man

July 20, 2020July 20, 2020

“The situation is really severe and there is no sign that it is under control”,

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Taboos Falling

July 20, 2020July 20, 2020

After some 72 hours of needlessly fraught negotiations aimed at sealing a deal to launch

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Alarmists

July 19, 2020July 20, 2020

“We need to close down again in Florida”, Rep. Donna Shalala, whose district includes Miami-Dade

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Who And What Is Behind The After-Hours Performance Disconnect In US Stocks?

July 19, 2020July 19, 2020

“Up until the end of March, there was little divergence [but] since April, all of

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Necessity Is The Mother Of Legislation: Here Comes The Fiscal Cliff

July 19, 2020July 19, 2020

They say necessity breeds invention, which is understandable because you might not be inclined to

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What Even Is ‘Risk’ These Days? 

July 19, 2020July 19, 2020

You could argue that the Fed is getting what it wants. Or at least achieving

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Always Hustling Backwards: America And The Modern Belle Époque

July 18, 2020July 18, 2020

“The Industrial Revolution translated what had been stagnant economies for hundreds of years into newfound

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‘What Did You Do? What Did You Say?’

July 18, 2020July 18, 2020

The passing of civil rights icon John Lewis comes at a time when America is

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Into America’s Two Possible Futures With Deutsche’s Aleksandar Kocic

July 18, 2020July 19, 2020

The pandemic has laid bare underlying “social and economic malfunction, which would have remained latent

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Bipolar, Bimodal.

July 17, 2020July 18, 2020

“There’s been a lot of healing, and that’s what the market is reflecting, but there’s

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