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‘Hostile Activities’ (Who Wants Rubles?)

March 6, 2022March 10, 2022

Vladimir Putin has an idea. A week after making the transfer of hard currency illegal by

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Multiplying Crises Now ‘Exceed Our Capacity For Statistical Prediction’

March 5, 2022March 6, 2022

One of the defining features of markets in the post-pandemic era is the inability to

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Zoltan Pozsar: Commodity Chaos Could Spark ‘Classic Liquidity Crisis’

March 5, 2022March 9, 2022

“A wise guy’s always right,” Al Pacino’s Lefty Ruggiero told Johnny Depp’s Donnie Brasco, during

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Blood Coins

March 5, 2022March 6, 2022

In the turbulent days around the imposition of a partial SWIFT ban on Russian institutions

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Melee

March 4, 2022March 6, 2022

Equities fell sharply and bonds surged in the US as markets looked on in disbelief

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Goldman Sees Risks To US Economy From Ukraine War

March 4, 2022March 7, 2022

“The growth drag from oil prices alone is about 0.2pp based on the move so

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Strong US Jobs Report Comes With Wage Conundrum

March 4, 2022March 10, 2022

The US economy added far more jobs than anticipated in February, the government’s report showed.

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JPMorgan Says Russian Economy To ‘Collapse’

March 4, 2022March 4, 2022

The Russian economy could “collapse” under the weight of Western sanctions, JPMorgan said, in a

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Like Chernobyl, Only Worse

March 4, 2022March 5, 2022

“Europe needs to wake up,” Volodymyr Zelenskiy warned, after the Russian military shelled Europe’s largest

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‘The Only Way Is Up’: Commodity Surge Makes History

March 3, 2022March 12, 2022

I’m not sure how many people had “World War III catalyst” on their commodities supercycle

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Putin Faces ‘Buyers’ Strike’ For Russian Energy

March 3, 2022March 4, 2022

Anyone looking to OPEC+ for help with surging crude prices was disappointed this week. The

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Ambiguous US Data Lost In Fog Of War

March 3, 2022March 7, 2022

215,000 Americans filed for unemployment benefits in the week to February 26, the government said

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A ‘Severe Meltdown’

March 3, 2022March 4, 2022

The headlines for Vladimir Putin’s Russia were ominous on Thursday. “The West is trying to

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Jerome Powell: I Can Land This Plane

March 2, 2022March 11, 2022

US markets have morphed into something that resembles the cryptosphere, with outsized daily swings the

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Stocks Are ‘Exhausting’: The Real Story Behind The Chop

March 2, 2022March 3, 2022

Market participants need a narrative. We have to ascribe causality. It makes us feel more

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Star-Crossed Powell Confronts War, Commodity Crisis

March 2, 2022March 3, 2022

Jerome Powell expects it’ll still be appropriate for the Fed to hike rates this month,

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Small Businesses Fall Behind In Desperate Search For Labor

March 2, 2022March 4, 2022

US private sector employers added 475,000 jobs in February (figure below), 100,000 more than consensus

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Is Russia Going To Zero?

March 2, 2022March 3, 2022

Russia kept its stock market shuttered for a third day Wednesday as the finance ministry

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Very Challenging

March 1, 2022March 2, 2022

Tuesday was another very challenging session for risk sentiment. Tensions in eastern Europe worsened as

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The Most ‘Aggressive Dip-Buying’ Of Any Post-Lehman Selloff

March 1, 2022March 2, 2022

Buying dips has been a good “strategy” in the post-financial crisis era. Indeed, it’s been

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US Factory Surveys Hold Up, But Ukraine Impact Not Captured

March 1, 2022March 4, 2022

US manufacturing activity held up in February, the first of this week’s high profile economic

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‘Full-Blown, Front-End VaR Shock’ Underway

March 1, 2022March 6, 2022

Amid a never-ending tsunami of terrifying war headlines out of eastern Europe, traders priced out

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Pariah

March 1, 2022March 2, 2022

Admonitions, restrictions and bans of various sorts continued to pile up against Russia Tuesday, as

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Checkmate

February 28, 2022March 1, 2022

It was all Russia, all day on the news front to kick off the new

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Russia Risks Default As Financial System Paralyzed

February 28, 2022March 11, 2022

When you’re in a hole, the first step is to stop digging. But not if

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‘Something, Somewhere May Break’: McElligott On Russia

February 28, 2022March 1, 2022

At least for the next several days, market participants will focus on the proverbial “plumbing,”

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Putin Faces Existential Crisis As Ruble, Economy Collapse Overnight

February 28, 2022March 6, 2022

The Russian economy was plunged into an overnight crisis Monday, after the Western powers moved

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