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A ‘Mystery’ Solved And The Fear Of Materially Underperforming

November 15, 2022November 15, 2022

Whenever I say something like this, I usually end up regretting it because making definitive

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‘Peak Inflation’ Narrative Gets Another Big Boost

November 15, 2022November 15, 2022

Let the celebration continue. Days after a cooler-than-expected US CPI report triggered a spectacular rally

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FTX Had A Million And One Suckers

November 15, 2022November 15, 2022

On Tuesday, we learned that Sam Bankman-Fried’s smoldering empire may have ten times the number

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Scientific Efficiency

November 14, 2022November 20, 2022

It’s a good thing they have a 20-point plan! Retail sales in China unexpectedly contracted

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The Black Box Exploded

November 14, 2022November 15, 2022

Last week, I kicked off the first of five (and counting) articles about FTX and

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Responsible Management

November 14, 2022November 15, 2022

Stand aside, decorum, while I lampoon this farce some more. “We had an open and

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How Much For The Mogwai?

November 14, 2022November 14, 2022

“Beaten-down technology shares have enticing valuations,” read the deck on a Bloomberg piece published Monday.

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Great To See You, Chairman!

November 14, 2022November 20, 2022

“This is not the fundamental interest of our two countries and peoples and it’s not

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Serum! Also, The US Economy

November 13, 2022November 14, 2022

There’s no shortage of US data for investors to ponder in the new week, but

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The Paradox Of The 2022 Midterms

November 13, 2022November 22, 2022

On Sunday, there were all manner of allusions to Republican “soul-searching” scattered across the front

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FTX, Twitter Drama Overshadowed ‘Generational’ 36 Hours For Stocks, Dollar

November 12, 2022November 14, 2022

I don’t think I can remember a time when such a stupendous (and stupefying) rally

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Was Bloomberg The CNBC Of Crypto?

November 12, 2022November 28, 2022

[Editor’s note: The original version of this article referred to “DeFi yield farming,” as opposed

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Lions, Tigers, Bears. But No Recession, No Rate Cuts

November 12, 2022November 13, 2022

In November, we’ve seen mass layoffs, declining profit expectations and credit events. Lions, tigers, bears,

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Why Historic CPI Rally Was A Disaster For The Fed

November 11, 2022November 19, 2022

Headed into the November FOMC meeting, many worried Jerome Powell would come across as unduly

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Does Bankman-Fried Deserve A Bail Out?

November 11, 2022November 13, 2022

Predictably, my coverage of Sam Bankman-Fried’s self-described “f–k up” elicited several irritated e-mails from incorrigible

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Tunnels, Lights And Trains

November 11, 2022November 12, 2022

There’s a light at the end of the tunnel. (Insert oncoming train joke.) One argument

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If Bad News Falls In The Forest…

November 11, 2022November 14, 2022

There was bad news on the macro front Friday, although between Veteran’s Day, high drama

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Perfect Bullish Storm

November 10, 2022November 11, 2022

“One month of data does not a victory make,” Mary Daly said Thursday, speaking during

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On Wall Street, A Day To Remember

November 10, 2022November 11, 2022

Thursday will go down as one of the more memorable sessions in a year full

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McElligott, Nomura Hit Home Run With CPI Call

November 10, 2022November 11, 2022

[Editor’s note: By the close Thursday, the Nasdaq 100’s gain was 7.5%] The dramatic, knee-jerk

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Hallelujah

November 10, 2022November 14, 2022

Markets were handed the first piece of good inflation news in months on Thursday, when

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‘I F—ed Up’

November 10, 2022November 17, 2022

“I f—ed up.” So said Sam Bankman-Fried, on a call with FTX investors, many of

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Tremendous Ambiguity

November 9, 2022November 10, 2022

A palpable sense of “What now?” pervaded US markets Wednesday, when the combination of inconclusive

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Dear Crypto: You Have No Lender Of Last Resort

November 9, 2022November 10, 2022

I said I wasn’t going to write about FTX and Sam Bankman-Fried, and God knows

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Purple Mud

November 9, 2022November 16, 2022

Americans awoke to the shrill bleating of iPhone alarms and the acrid smell of decaying

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Bird Bath

November 9, 2022November 10, 2022

If I were a Tesla shareholder (and we all are in index funds), I wouldn’t

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Summers, Bidenomics Critic, Says Biden Midterms Best Since JFK

November 9, 2022November 14, 2022

Larry Summers says there’s hope for American democracy yet, if not, perhaps, for the economy.

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