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Big Blue To Cut Jobs, Tesla To Cut Costs

January 25, 2023February 4, 2023

Add IBM to the ranks of US tech behemoths cutting jobs. The company will give

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Persistent Disconnects

January 25, 2023February 4, 2023

One of the more remarkable anomalies in a year full of them was the persistent

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Hold Your Hawkses

January 25, 2023February 4, 2023

“If economic developments evolve broadly in line with the outlook, Governing Council expects to hold

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Leopards, Paper Tigers And Russian Bears, Oh My!

January 25, 2023February 4, 2023

“Before we started sending them weapons they were killing Russians with things you could find

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A Slowdown Is A Slowdown

January 25, 2023February 4, 2023

“Growth continued to moderate, particularly in December, and we exited the quarter with Azure constant

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Cloudy Forecast Undercuts Microsoft’s ‘Better-Than-Feared’ Results

January 24, 2023February 4, 2023

It’s a good thing Microsoft has a ~$13 billion inside line on the future of

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JPMorgan Sees End To Mechanical Bull

January 24, 2023February 4, 2023

Eventually, “risk markets will have to reconnect with the late-cycle backdrop.” That’s according to JPMorgan

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‘Stagflation!’ Screamed The PMIs

January 24, 2023February 4, 2023

I’m not sure where we are this week when it comes to the good news-bad

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Tug Of War For The World

January 24, 2023February 4, 2023

Simmering superpower tensions were on display this week, casting doubt on the notion that Washington

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Lucky Europe, Unlucky Britain

January 24, 2023February 4, 2023

Against the odds, and with a little help from an unusually accommodating Old Man Winter,

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Capitol Offense

January 23, 2023February 4, 2023

“When should we worry about the debt ceiling?” concerned market participants ask, every second of

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The Cash Is Drying Up

January 23, 2023February 4, 2023

There’s good news from “always and everywhere” land, where tautologies masquerade as wisdom and complex

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Flirting With Portfolio Heresy

January 23, 2023February 4, 2023

In January’s monthly letter, I noted that rates strategists are on board with the notion

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Mike Wilson’s Earnings Model Sends Dire S&P Warning

January 23, 2023February 4, 2023

“In bear markets like last year’s, when just about everyone lost money, investors lose confidence,”

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That’s Great, It Starts With An Earthquake

January 22, 2023December 30, 2024

A running joke during the four-decade bond bull market was analysts’ penchant for suggesting yields

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Growing Pains

January 22, 2023February 4, 2023

Traders, investors and Fed officials in their pre-meeting quiet period will all get a look

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Going Long A Dangerous World

January 21, 2023February 4, 2023

If you can discern a theme du jour amid rampant macro ambiguity in the early

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The Biggest Contrarian Trade Of 2023

January 21, 2023February 4, 2023

It’d be highly unusual if US Treasurys suffered another year of negative returns. In fact,

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Plane English

January 20, 2023February 4, 2023

The plane metaphors are as tired as they are ubiquitous. When it comes to analogies,

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‘Mission Unaccomplished’

January 20, 2023February 4, 2023

Larry Summers thinks it’s a bad idea for central banks to adjust their inflation targets,

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11 In A Row

January 20, 2023February 4, 2023

11 straight months. That’s a long time when you’re talking about deleterious trends, and in

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Googlers

January 20, 2023January 29, 2023

“Googlers” received some distressing news on Friday. Before anyone panics, don’t worry: Alphabet and all

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Kolanovic: Recession Isn’t In The Price

January 19, 2023January 21, 2023

Pinpointing the terminal rate may be a fun parlor game, but where Fed funds ultimately

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McElligott Spots ‘Ultra-Rare’ ‘Bad News Is Bad News’ Regime

January 19, 2023February 4, 2023

Sometimes, bad macro news is just bad news. Common sense interpretations of incoming data went

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The Single Life

January 19, 2023February 4, 2023

US housing starts fell a fourth month in December, and figures for the prior two

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Bold Claims

January 19, 2023February 4, 2023

The US economy may be headed into recession faster than many believe, but the labor

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Insulting History

January 19, 2023February 4, 2023

“Victory is assured, I have no doubt about it.” Said Vladimir Putin this week, while

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