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Historic Rally Leaves Benchmark US Yields Hilariously Unchanged For 2023

December 27, 2023December 28, 2023

Janet Yellen welcomed two consecutive favorable auction results during the final week of 2023. On

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The Astounding Decline Of The Affordable American Home. And What It Means

December 27, 2023December 28, 2023

10 years ago, roughly half of homes for sale in America were affordable for a

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It’s Time To Stop Making Excuses For Genocide

December 27, 2023January 23, 2024

In an AP photo attributed to Fatima Shbair, a bulldozer pushes the bodies of Palestinians

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Fed May Mothball ‘Hot Topic’ Bank Backstop In March

December 26, 2023December 26, 2023

The curtain will probably close in a few months on the bank backstop the Fed

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S&P Poised For New Record As 2024 Beckons

December 26, 2023December 27, 2023

US equities are overbought, or close to it. But that doesn’t mean much in isolation.

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As Xi Marks Mao’s Birthday, China’s Stocks Are Worst In The World

December 26, 2023January 6, 2024

What can you say about Chinese equities that hasn’t already been said about Gaza? They’re

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Temperature Rises As IRGC’s Mousavi Assassinated, US Hits Kataib Hezbollah

December 26, 2023December 27, 2023

War, war go away, come again… well, not another day, ideally. Headlines the day after

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US Home Prices Posted Largest Increase Of 2023 Before Rates Plunged

December 26, 2023December 27, 2023

US home prices rose nearly 5% in October from the same month a year ago,

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Buy Now, Pray Later

December 25, 2023December 26, 2023

The Christian world came to a halt on Monday when, in keeping with tradition, families

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‘Just Darkness’

December 25, 2023December 26, 2023

“This moment is a test,” Isaac Herzog said, appealing to the Israeli public during a

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Bitter Bears Look To 2024 After Frustrating Year

December 24, 2023December 26, 2023

There’s still a week left, but we can confidently speak about 2023 in the past

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War Risk Top Of Mind As Shipping Lanes Become ‘No-Go’ Zones

December 24, 2023December 26, 2023

The Red Sea won’t become a “no-go area.” That’s according to UK Defense Secretary Grant

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Is Putin Secretly Tired Of The War?

December 23, 2023January 6, 2024

Last week, during his annual ask-me-anything-a-thon, Vladimir Putin was as brash and defiant as ever.

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Good Tidings, Dour Musings

December 22, 2023December 25, 2023

Wry chuckles and sardonic smirks aside, investors had a lot to smile about headed into

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Behold: The Free Money Fed Arb

December 22, 2023

Every week, on Thursday evenings, I pen an update on money market fund flows, RRP

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Victory. With Tragic Caveats

December 22, 2023December 30, 2023

If Jerome Powell made a Christmas list, it’s safe to say a benign read on

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New US Home Sales Unexpectedly Dive As Housing Roller Coaster Continues

December 22, 2023December 23, 2023

New US home sales tumbled in November, according to volatile data released ahead of the

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Xi Triggers Brutal Wipeout For Tencent With Shock Curbs

December 22, 2023December 26, 2023

Xi Jinping just can’t help himself. On Friday, Chinese regulators blindsided markets with a raft

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Money Funds See Second Week Of Outflows. Fed Backstop Borrowing Jumps

December 21, 2023

Don’t look now, but money market funds just a saw a second straight weekly outflow.

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A Famous Deflationist On What’s Next For Bonds

December 21, 2023December 22, 2023

Remember when US Treasurys were on track for an unprecedented third consecutive annual decline? I

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Albert Edwards Says Tech ‘Market Cap Bubble’ Is Biggest 2024 Risk

December 21, 2023December 22, 2023

SocGen’s Albert Edwards has some concerns going into 2024. If you’re looking for rosy outlooks

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Cold War Reminders

December 21, 2023December 22, 2023

Remember “Tariff Man?” He was Donald Trump’s macro superhero alter ego. Tariff Man’s superpower was…

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A Merry Revision For The Fed

December 21, 2023

The BEA on Thursday provided the Fed with more evidence to justify this month’s dovish

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About The December 20 0DTE Mini-‘Crash’

December 21, 2023January 6, 2024

Did you hear? The stock rally died mid-week. If it has a Lazarus moment, don’t

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Colossal Bond Rally Has Wall Street Grasping At Straws

December 20, 2023December 21, 2023

If the seven-week stock rally put Wall Street’s more bearish top-down equity strategists behind the

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A Complete Rundown Of Wall Street’s 2024 S&P Targets

December 20, 2023December 20, 2023

On the heels of a remarkable seven-week run for equities and amid what’s setting up

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Disqualified

December 20, 2023December 30, 2023

You can’t be President of the United States if, at any point previous, you fomented

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