Trump Praises Smokin’ Hot Ukrainian Women In Pointless ‘Memorandum’ Of First Zelensky Call

In a feeble attempt to distract from the public testimony of Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, the White House on Friday released an account of the first call between Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. Spoiler alert: There's not much to it, and it isn't entirely clear what the president hoped to "prove" by releasing it, other than that in one of two calls with Ukraine's newly-elected leader, the White House didn't try to blackmail Kyiv. Trump doesn't say anything about milita