Man Whose Mar-a-Lago Resort Failed To Treat Sushi For Parasites Days Before A Visit From Japan’s Prime Minister Says Red Hen Has ‘Filthy Canopies’

Donald Trump kicked off the new week by servin' up the "covfefe" pipin' hot, in what amounts to a continuation of his traditional weekend Twitter meltdown that featured, among other egregious nonsense, the contention that America should throw due process out the window on the way to "immediately" sending immigrants "back where they came with no judges and no court cases". You know, just like it says on the Statue of Liberty. On Sunday evening, just to make sure no one was under the impression t