Trump Wakes Up, Insists He’s Not Insane, Says He’s ‘Like, Very Stable Genius’

Well, it looks like Donald Trump has finally decided to address the "rumors" that he's stark raving mad. The President has generally avoided this issue because after all, denying allegations of collusion or insisting you're not a habitual pussy grabber is easy compared to the rather uncomfortable proposition of trying to disabuse the public of the notion that every, single one of your top aides has, in one way or another, called you a retarded chimpanzee at some point in the last 12 months. Of

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5 thoughts on “Trump Wakes Up, Insists He’s Not Insane, Says He’s ‘Like, Very Stable Genius’

  1. Well, I think that settles it. You guys in the lamestream media are wrong about Trump having a bad brain just like you were about Reagan, whose Alzheimer’s was, like, totally fake news. Also, his short Presidential run in 2000 doesn’t count because, like, everyone knows that the Donald gets to take as many mulligans as he likes and campaigns that last less than six months don’t count.

    Don’t worry folks, we have a very stable genius manning the biggest, hardest, and most powerful, nuclear button in the world. What could possibly go wrong?

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