Trump’s Friday speech at the Values Voter Summit was understandably overshadowed by his Iran declaration (delivered hours later), and in some ways that’s too bad because there were some choice soundbites.
For one thing, he pledged to renew his war on “the war on Christmas.” You’d be forgiven for not knowing this – because it’s not true – but “no one talks about Christmas” anymore. And Trump is going to put a stop to that as soon as he gets done doing all the things Jesus would do, like starting nuclear wars and taking away people’s health care. You can listen to his hilarious Christmas comments here.
Well, he said some other things during that same speech, including this:
Yes, Trump “met with the President of the Virgin Islands.”
That comment has been mercilessly lampooned over the past 12 hours because the thing is, Trump is the President of the Virgin Islands.
But all of the people making fun of Trump for saying that are wrong.
All you have to do is recall the following clip and this will all make sense…
A cartoonist’s dream. Just sit back and the material is supplied.
“Trump, I have a very good brain”
#FakeNews
He has no functioning mind or brain
He has no functioning brain cells. He just opens his mouth and shit falls out. It is now more like playing a record over and over. This Christmas statement was part of his campaign pledge and really got those rally crowds going wild and then into a chant of USA, USA, USA, and LOCK HER UP, LOCK HER UP.
He was beginning to run out of material — thank goodness he met with the president of the Virgin Islands so we have some new funny stuff to counterbalance the really scary bad stuff.
And he should rehearse his “sad voice” more; when he reads the monitor, it sounds more monotone than empathetic.
He met himself
He thinks himself a terrific guy
He consults with himself and talks to himself about policy – but why wouldn’t he, he admires his own brain tremendously
Nothing to see here…now just move along