Thursday Satire: Trump’s Advice To Girl Scouts

******************* Via The New Yorker's Broti Gupta and Karen Chee Hello, little girls! It’s me, President Donald Trump, an Adult Scout, recently graduated from Locker-Room Scout. Someone is probably reading this aloud to you because I am too busy to meet with girls, since I have to deal with domestic stuff and foreign people. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have advice for you! 1. I’m not going to talk about politics, but when I do talk about politics, shut up and listen. That is ru