Sessions Satire: Neurologists Baffled By AG With Alzheimer’s

Over the past couple of days, we've had a lot of fun at the expense of Attorney General and Rumpelstiltskin's clean-shaven brother, Jeff Sessions. Jeff has found himself in the middle of the Trump-Russia probe after perjuring himself earlier this year and on Tuesday, he perjured himself some more in an apparent effort to "go big or go home." Undoubtedly, Sessions (who would never call "a black" a "boy") will end up stepping down because, well, because just look at what he's managed to "accomp
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