Look! Another VIX Anomaly Or, How To Bury A Lede

Figuring out what people give a shit about on any given day is more an art than a science. Which means that if you aren't a newswire and you're writing for public consumption, you have to pick your spots - feel readers out, as it were. Along those lines, I'm not entirely sure anyone was actually "looking forward" to the release of the Federal Reserve’s senior loan officer survey for April. If ever you find yourself thinking about the senior loan officer survey the minute you wake up ("fuck