Your Complete Visual Guide To The May FOMC Statement

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You know Joseph LaVorgna, right?

Well if you don’t, you definitely should. Because he’s undoubtedly one of the most oft-lampooned economists on the Street.

Unfortunately – although we’d be lying if we said it wasn’t kinda funny – a lot of the “criticism” isn’t aimed at his analysis, but rather at his forehead. Specifically, the size of it.

Again, unfortunate, because when there’s plenty to lampoon in someone’s actual research, there’s no reason to take jabs at their appearance. Of course LaVorgna could probably give a shit, because he’s undoubtedly well paid and at the end of the day, he’s richer than you are, so fuck what you’ve got to say about his forehead.

Ok, shit. Waaaaay off the rails here.

Getting back to what matters, LaVorgna is out this afternoon with a visual tour of the May FOMC statement which we sincerely thank him for providing because just about the only conceivable way to make this meeting exciting is to draw some pictures…

Via Deutsche Bank

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