Donald Trump (Who Never Grabs ‘Em By The Pussy) Just Wants To Protect Muslim Women

Remember Oklahoma lawmaker John Bennett? You know, this guy: Earlier this month, John made what he thought was a pretty goddamn reasonable request. See three Muslim students wanted to visit him in his office. And he was fine with that. But before he let them in, he simply asked that they admit to beating their wives everyday. Of course he didn't ask them that himself because come on, we all know you don't just walk up to a Muslim and ask them a question. They might click off a suicide vest