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Yeah, But Can It Draw A LEGO?

September 22, 2026
  • WTF: Buyer’s Market, Higher Prices?

    September 22, 2026
  • ‘Do I Annihilate Iran, Drive Them Into Hell?’ Nobel Hopeful Asks

    September 22, 2026
  • ‘Let The Oil Flow!’ Again!

    September 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Markets

There’s A Lot Riding On The Chips…

September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Erstwhile Bear Confident In Year-End Stock Rally

    September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Wall Street’s Fata Morgana Risk

    September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • What Happens To Stocks If Treasury Yields Go To 6%?

    September 20, 2026September 21, 2026
  • ‘The House’ Humiliated As Yen Plunges

    September 18, 2026September 20, 2026

economy

The Fed’s Never Been This Sure About The Jobs Market

September 21, 2026September 22, 2026
  • Weekly: The Counterfactual

    September 18, 2026September 20, 2026
  • A Mixed Read On A Grim Housing Market

    September 17, 2026September 19, 2026
  • Below 200k. Again.

    September 17, 2026September 18, 2026
  • Warsh Fed Hikes, Thank God

    September 16, 2026September 17, 2026

Geopolitics

A King In Washington

September 20, 2026September 21, 2026

Achtung Baby

September 20, 2026September 21, 2026

The ‘Real-World’ Energy Shock’s Finally Here

September 19, 2026September 21, 2026

Duly Noted

Who’s Coming To Nashville?

September 19, 2026September 20, 2026

Builder Sentiment Crumbles As US Mortgage Rates Soar

September 16, 2026September 17, 2026

Grab ‘Em By The Surplus

November 11, 2024November 12, 2024

“I think it is mainly down to Trump. The threat is becoming more real.” So

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Rope: Read And Understand Operator’s Manual Before Using

November 10, 2024November 12, 2024

Donald Trump will command a majority of headlines in the days ahead, but a bevy

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5 Comments on Rope: Read And Understand Operator’s Manual Before Using

Earnings Seasons Are Back To Normal

November 10, 2024November 11, 2024

“Back to normal.” Earnings seasons are back to normal. That’s according to Goldman’s David Kostin

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What To Expect From ‘Trump 2.0’

November 9, 2024November 11, 2024

If you want to know what to expect from a second Donald Trump term, here’s

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Survival Of The Richest

November 9, 2024December 26, 2024

Four bullets. He took four bullets, each one an occupational hazard. Or at least that’s

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6.6K Spoos By Inauguration (MAGA Flows)

November 8, 2024November 11, 2024

They were buying US stocks on MAGA day. “Wednesday saw the biggest daily inflow in

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To Shop Or Not To Shop

November 8, 2024November 10, 2024

The US consumer mood brightened early this month, according to the preliminary read on the

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Dumbasses

November 8, 2024November 10, 2024

“Trump will fix it.” So said many a campaign sign in the final days before

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Powell To Trump: I’m Not Going Anywhere

November 7, 2024November 9, 2024

Reporters only cared about one thing Thursday while questioning Jerome Powell: Donald Trump. The Fed

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Fed Cuts Again As Powell Braces For Trump

November 7, 2024November 8, 2024

The Fed cut rates by a quarter-point on Thursday, as expected. I don’t think there

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Leveraged ETFs Were $17 Billion Flow Kicker To MAGA Rally

November 7, 2024November 7, 2024

So, yeah: Modern markets did their thing in the monster, mid-week MAGA melt-up. The post-election

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ULCPI

November 7, 2024November 8, 2024

The BLS’s quarterly productivity and cost releases don’t make for the most compelling reading, but

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Bank Of England Delivers Cautious Cut As Fiscal Uncertainty Clouds Outlook

November 7, 2024November 8, 2024

“External shocks have abated,” helping to facilitate the disinflation process. So said the Bank of

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The Dollar In Trump’s Second Coming

November 6, 2024

A word on the dollar. I suppose I should say another word on the dollar.

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Vol Crush Unlocked

November 6, 2024November 7, 2024

Vol was obviously crunched hard into a truly raucous, post-election rally on Wall Street. “MAGA

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MAGA High

November 6, 2024November 7, 2024

TRUUUUUUMP!!! Buy it all, goddammit. Except the bonds. Sell those. I realize Wednesday’s a somber

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For Democrats: A Reckoning

November 6, 2024November 7, 2024

It wasn’t close. Really it wasn’t. Donald Trump served notice this week that America’s still

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We’re Going Back!

November 6, 2024November 7, 2024

In the early-morning hours of November 4, 2020, when votes were still being tallied in

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Vol Crush Loading

November 5, 2024November 6, 2024

Everybody likes a good forward on an esoteric backtest. For what it’s worth, at least

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Surprise! US Services Sector Still Going Strong

November 5, 2024November 6, 2024

The US services sector is holding up well, data released on Tuesday showed. That’s not

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See You At The Capitol!

November 5, 2024November 6, 2024

Put on your red hats and sling your rifles, it’s Election Day in the US.

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US Stocks: Exceptional And Exceptionally Expensive

November 4, 2024

How richly-valued are US equities? It’s all relative. To the dot-com bust. I’m kidding. But

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Passive Aggressive

November 4, 2024November 6, 2024

What share of the US equity market’s passively owned? Non sequitur, I know. Every article’s

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Red Sweep Or Harris-Gridlock?

November 4, 2024November 4, 2024

Admittedly, I don’t so much enjoy the days ahead of US elections. It’s very difficult,

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‘Harris-Gridlock’ As The Vol Killer

November 4, 2024November 5, 2024

As much fun as a Trump-inspired surge in small business sentiment and a galloping, animal

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Gamblers Assemble!

November 4, 2024November 5, 2024

Markets were awake Monday to the possibility that trading the US election based on betting

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Save The City

November 3, 2024November 5, 2024

This week, tens of millions of Americans will, for a third time, cast their ballots

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