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Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 7, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026

Markets

On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • The Capex Catch-22

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

economy

‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • In Other News: Scorching ‘Job Changer’ Pay Gains, AI Disruption

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Someone’s Got Work For You

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Is The Reflation Trade Back? Not According To One Bank

September 19, 2018

“The ‘reflation trade’ indicator continues to lose momentum; we do not foresee a sharp reversal towards the ‘reflation trade’ for the remainder of the year.”

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Trump Takes Sessions Attack To New Level: ‘I Don’t Have An Attorney General’

September 19, 2018

“It’s very sad”.

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On Dianne Feinstein’s Handling Of Kavanaugh Nomination: Don’t Hate The Player, Hate The Game

September 19, 2018September 20, 2018

Duly noted, Bob, but at this juncture, the GOP is damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

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You Call It ‘Yuan Stability Promises’ And ‘Stimulus Hopes’, I Call It ‘The National Team’

September 19, 2018September 19, 2018

“Tomato, tomahto”…

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‘What Happens At Georgetown Prep’: Kavanaugh Nomination Now Complete Train Wreck As Ford Demands FBI Probe

September 18, 2018October 17, 2021

What happens at Georgetown Prep, doesn’t stay at Georgetown Prep…

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Trader Asks: How Long This ‘Cleanest Dirty Shirt’ Thesis Really Run?

September 18, 2018November 13, 2018

“My bet is that on a relative basis, there are other shirts to buy.”

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Marko Kolanovic Says Stay Overweight Stocks, EM, Flags Trump Risk, Warns Fed To Stay Vigilant

September 18, 2018October 17, 2021

“The main risk to our pro-cyclical and non-US tilt is a spiraling escalation of the trade war, political tail risks in Washington, and failure of the Fed to recognize those potential developments.”

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Poetic Justice: What If Trump’s Approval Rating Starts Tracking Chinese Stocks?

September 18, 2018October 17, 2021

Define: irony…

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Bonds Now Most Attractive Relative To Stocks Since 2011 – I Guess.

September 18, 2018

Surely someone will find this “enticing”…

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Goldman: ‘Greater Than 50% Chance’ Trump Goes All In On China By 2019

September 18, 2018September 18, 2018

“…we believe the US could announce plans to impose tariffs on ‘phase three’ within the next couple of weeks.”

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‘Shooting From The Hip’: High Noon Arrives For Trump’s Trade War

September 18, 2018September 18, 2018

Wilbur needs you to understand that everything is under control.

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Right To Choose: Republicans Need To Abort Brett Kavanaugh Nomination

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

This isn’t going to end well – for anybody.

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The Sad Irony Of The ‘Iconic’ MAGA Hat

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

“Just wait until he sees who’s making his hats.”

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It’s Official: Trump Slaps Tariffs On $200 Billion In Chinese Goods Starting Next Week

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

Brace yourselves for a war of attrition.

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January All Over Again?

September 17, 2018

Back to the “melt-up”.

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Trump Folds To Tim Cook, Will Shield Apple Watch From Tariff Impact

September 17, 2018September 17, 2018

And just in time for Tim Cook to rollout the new models. How fortuitous.

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FEMA Chief Brock Long Suggests Puerto Ricans Beat Their Wives To Death After Hurricane Maria

September 17, 2018September 17, 2018

“Spousal abuse goes through the roof.”

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Chinese Stocks Fall To Four-Year Low As Beijing Promises ‘Pain’, Trump Brands The World ‘Tariffed!”

September 17, 2018October 17, 2021

“We are looking forward to a more beautiful counter-attack.”

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Hostage Situation: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 16, 2018September 17, 2018

“Hand over your trade policy and I’ll release global markets”…

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China Said To Ponder Declining Steve Mnuchin’s Request For Trade Talks

September 16, 2018October 17, 2021

Why would Beijing want to enter into talks with emissaries of a man (Trump) who is openly bragging about his intention to negotiate in bad faith? 

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Outlines The ‘Two-Speed’ Research Thesis For A ‘Vol-Centric World’

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

“The changes, the inflections that are made happen unemotionally and happen with significant leverage behind them.”

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A Decade Of Counterfactual Reality Or How To Quiet A Vampire Of History (15 September 2008, Ten Years Later)

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

“$7 trillion was the price that had to be paid for suspending the crushing force of gravity that would have otherwise caused the collapse of the entire capitalist system.”

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In Europe, Credit Investors Search For A Liquidity Oasis

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

Who’s thirsty?

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Red Ink: The Politics Of Fiscal Insanity

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

“I am the most concerned I’ve ever been.”

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Washington Post Confirms Trump Will Escalate Trade War With China Imminently

September 15, 2018September 15, 2018

In case you weren’t sure…

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Is Janet Yellen Just Trolling Donald Trump Now?

September 15, 2018

“A lower-for-longer strategy is attractive for several reasons. “

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This Hasn’t Happened In 10 Years: S&P 500 Buybacks Edition

September 15, 2018

“The rise in CFO created a high-quality problem for managements: How should they spend all the cash?”

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