America Or Venezuela? ‘Dishonest Media Awards’ Edition
Proving that truth is indeed stranger than fiction in 2017…
‘I’ve Wasted Enough Of My Viewers’ Time’: Jake Tapper Kicks Stephen Miller Off CNN
Send Hucka-San next time.
South Korea Launches Unprecedented Investigation Into Cryptocurrency Exchange Accounts
Well fast forward to Sunday, and there’s more cryptocurrency news out of South Korea.
‘Don Jr. Is A Great American’: Leaked ‘Sloppy Steve’ Statement Shows Bannon Planned To Defend Trump
So that’s what Trump could have gotten from Bannon. But being the “stable genius” that he is, he decided to rechristen his former friend “Sloppy Steve” because you know, that’s what someone who is “like, very smart” would do.Â
The Fed’s ‘Short Volatility Position’: A Closer Look At Jerome Powell’s Comment
“Another way to look at it, though, is that it’s not so much the sale, the duration; it’s also unloading our short volatility position.”
Did The Economists ‘Steal Christmas’?
“Such seasonality is truly remarkable and unlike anything we have seen before.”
Trump Wakes Up, Insists He’s Not Insane, Says He’s ‘Like, Very Stable Genius’
Well, it looks like Donald Trump has finally decided to address the “rumors” that he’s stark raving mad.
Ripple Reality Vs. ‘Crack Crypto Cocaine To Retail Addicts’
“…you still need to assume that the major central banks simply pat Ripple execs on the fanny, say good game and thank you for destroying big chunks of our business, we’ll just sit in the corner and go f*ck ourselves as you steal our money printing power.”
David Stockman Asks: ‘Dow 25,000, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?’
“…we know of no melt-up that had legs of more than a few months after the point that irrational exuberance went full retard, as is happening at this very moment.”
2 Reasons To (Maybe) Ignore Q4 Earnings
Show of hands: who’s looking forward to earnings season?
Will FBI Investigation Of Clinton Foundation Force Hillary To Resign The Presidency?
“Next we should expect a Congressional investigation to determine whether Clinton’s health has deteriorated to the point that she must be removed from the presidency.”
Hell Hath No (Fire And) Fury.
Up, up and away, but remember…
Permabears Anonymous.
“No one is excited.”
‘It Happened In One Second’: Visa Suddenly Bans Cryptocurrency Cards Leaving One Man Without A Beer
“For all people who use bitcoin for their day to day expenses, it was the only way to do that.”
100% Of Trump’s Inner Circle Question His Fitness For Office: Watch Michael Wolff’s NBC Interview
“They all say he is like a child.”
Peak Ripple? Chris Larsen Lands In The New York Times Amid ‘Insane’ Rise On Forbes List
“There’s absolutely nothing driving this rally except rampant FOMO, misinformation, and speculation.â€
Jobs Report Misses Badly, Earnings In Line, Dollar’s Woes Continue
That could have been better.
Trump Wants $18 Billion For Border Wall, Another $15 Billion For Watchtowers, Cameras, Drones
If carried out as described…
Bitcoin Surges Back Above $16,000 In Abrupt Early Morning Move
And not a moment too soon for the bulls.
New Details Of Trump Obstruction Probe Revealed: Jeff Sessions Was Pressured To Avoid Recusing Himself
To be sure, Donald Trump did not need any more bad press on Thursday. But…
This Is Definitely Robert Mueller’s Favorite Part Of Michael Wolff’s New Book
“Mark Corallo [former spokesman for Trump’s personal legal team] … privately confiding [to Wolff] that he believed the meeting on Air Force One represented a likely obstruction of justice — quit.â€
Reservoir Dogs.
“He’s just gonna decide – out of the blue! – to rip us off?”
David Tepper: Stocks Are Just As ‘Cheap’ Now As They Were Last Year
“The market can’t go down until the bond market gets hit.”
SEC Issues New Cryptocurrency Warning: ‘If You Lose Money, We Can’t Get It Back’
“…but we again caution you that, if you lose money, there is a substantial risk that our efforts will not result in a recovery of your investment.”
Look Out Jeff Bezos: Ripple Co-Founder Now Richer Than Google Co-Founders
This is so laughable that the English language is not a sufficient tool…
‘What Goes Up’: Everything.
And you know what they say about “what goes up”…
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