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Nassim Taleb Takes Break From Stone Lifting To Explain How Bitcoin Frees Humanity From ‘An Orwellian Future’

January 22, 2018January 22, 2018

Speaking of “stable geniuses”… 

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Nassim Taleb Reveals ‘The Tragedy’ Of ‘The Mooch’

August 1, 2017

And yes, this is just as absurd as it sounds…

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Nassim Taleb Has Been Eating Raw Animals For 300 Million Years And No “Study” Is Going To Stop Him

July 3, 2017

“Odds are”…

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Nassim Taleb Drinks “Genghis Khan’s Champagne,” Eats A Horse, Becomes Grassland Warrior

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

But gettin’ all tanked up on Genghis’ horse juice doesn’t, in and of itself, make you a certified “Steppe fighter”…

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The 12 Labors Of Nassim: Taleb “Plants ~300 Trees” En Route To Phoenician Exile

May 23, 2017May 23, 2017

When last we checked in on our hero Nassim Taleb, he was gracing SALT with

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Nassim Taleb Took Time Away From Deadlifting Stones To Tell Us This: “Trump Is Not An Idiot”

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017

Just when you thought this might be a boring ass Friday, guess who agreed (probably begrudgingly) to sit down for an interview with Bloomberg’s starstruck Erik Schatzker?

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Wednesday Humor: Nassim Taleb “Doesn’t Trust” Your Estimate Of How Much He Can Shoulder Press

May 10, 2017May 10, 2017

“Don’t trust it.”

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Saturday Humor: Nassim Taleb Explains Why He Has A Beer Belly

May 6, 2017

“Thin waistline is obtained artificially via machines.”

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10 “Other” Things Nassim Taleb Can Teach Us

May 3, 2017May 3, 2017

And now, right back to it. A bullshit piece was published on Tuesday over at

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“Black Swan” Godfather Freaks Out (Again) After Being Reminded (Again) That His Ideas Are Being Exploited

March 10, 2017

When (black) swans cry…

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The Latest From Albert Edwards Or, Proof That “The Concept Of Heroes Is Never Great”

February 2, 2017February 2, 2017

I’m not into hero worship. You might say that this is one time where I agree with Donald Trump who, when asked about heroes last month, hilariously said the following: “I don’t like the concept of heroes. The concept of heroes is never great.”

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I Admire The Man, But He’s No Philosopher – And He’s No Political Scientist Either

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017

I really didn’t want to have to do this…

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