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SEC Comes Knocking At Bored Ape Yacht Club: Bloomberg

October 11, 2022October 12, 2022

Regular readers will fondly (or not) recall my three-month foray into Web3 and decentralized finance.

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Breaking: Fed Goes Broke

October 11, 2022October 12, 2022

The people who control the money are broke! Fair warning: This is a heavy sarcasm

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IMF Serves Up Lavish Banquet Of Doom

October 11, 2022October 19, 2022

It’s not lookin’ good. That’s the short version of the IMF’s new World Economic Outlook.

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9 Comments on IMF Serves Up Lavish Banquet Of Doom

UK ‘Mixes Uppers With Downers’ In Wild Policy Debacle

October 11, 2022October 11, 2022

A glaring policy disparity is emerging in the UK, and I don’t just mean between

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Linker Madness Forces Bank Of England Further Down Rabbit Hole

October 11, 2022October 17, 2022

LDI funds in the UK “have made substantial progress” over the past week in addressing

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Dimon, Jones, Socrates And Wood

October 10, 2022October 11, 2022

Sometimes (ok, pretty much all of the time) I wonder whether we, as market participants,

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‘Unanimous? Really?’: Cathie Wood’s Open Letter To Jay Powell

October 10, 2022October 11, 2022

Regular readers have heard the story more times than most probably care to recall. I

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Chips Ahoy!

October 10, 2022October 19, 2022

Wars, wars everywhere. Lost in the macabre daily news flow out of Ukraine Monday was

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Still Meeting Outside The Bunker. For Now

October 9, 2022October 10, 2022

For those weary of war and macro doomsaying, the week ahead will be an arduous

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Earnings Season Is Here!

October 9, 2022October 10, 2022

Earnings season is upon us, and that’s not necessarily a good thing. The “profit reckoning”

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Plenty Of Pain. Still No Gain

October 9, 2022October 13, 2022

“Fed officials won’t relent on path to 4.5% and may move higher,” one headline declared

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R** And The Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Week

October 8, 2022October 10, 2022

The topic du jour across markets and macro in October is the “breakage” discussion. Posed

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Locked In

October 7, 2022October 9, 2022

“Stocks crushed as jobs keep Fed on hiking path,” one Friday market wrap declared. US

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75 Minutes To Midnight

October 7, 2022October 8, 2022

As you might imagine, the September jobs report was widely viewed as confirmatory for another

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Investors Flee Screaming To Cash Amid ‘Armageddon’ Overhang

October 7, 2022October 8, 2022

Cash isn’t trash anymore. Maybe you noticed. Ray Dalio did. “As John Maynard Keynes is

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One Bear Is ‘So Tempted’ To Turn Contrarian Bull. Alas…

October 7, 2022October 7, 2022

It’s “so tempting to be a contrarian bull,” BofA’s Michael Hartnett said. After all, bonds

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Bassman Warns Of ‘Full-On Recession’ From Housing ‘Halt’

October 6, 2022October 7, 2022

I am not sure how fast the Fed will start to cut rates because CPI

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‘Abundant, Wide’ Market Dislocations ‘Unlikely To Disappear’: Kocic

October 6, 2022October 7, 2022

These are unprecedented times. I’m immediately compelled to roll out two caveats that frustrate some

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OPEC+ Output Cut: The Bigger Picture

October 6, 2022October 7, 2022

There’s most assuredly a tie in between the naked politicization of the world’s most financialized

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The OPEC Problem

October 5, 2022October 16, 2022

“Shortsighted.” That, in a word, is what the Biden White House thought of OPEC+’s move

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Why Would The Bond Vigilantes Spare The Bank Of England?

October 5, 2022October 7, 2022

Since announcing an emergency bond market intervention last week to prevent the UK pension complex

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The ‘Absolutely Staggering’ Flows Behind This Week’s Fireworks

October 5, 2022October 6, 2022

On Tuesday evening, while recapping the largest two-day gain for US shares since the tumultuous

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The New ‘Now’ Zeitgeist

October 5, 2022October 5, 2022

Policy pivot euphoria waned Wednesday, as investors and traders weighed persistent inflation and tough-talking central

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$35 Trillion Was Enough (Pivot Point)

October 4, 2022October 5, 2022

A year ago last month, the Norges Bank became the first central bank to raise

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Elon Musk Scales New Heights Of Ignominy

October 4, 2022October 11, 2022

Let me state this clearly: I have no desire to waste my time or yours

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‘Soft Landing’ Narrative Gets Its Lazarus Moment

October 4, 2022October 9, 2022

Suddenly, the data is playing along. US job openings notched one of their largest monthly

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Dalio Gives Up Running Bridgewater To Mentor The People Running It

October 4, 2022October 4, 2022

Ray Dalio “no longer has the final word” at Bridgewater. That’s a quote from co-Chief

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