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Investment Banking Not Dead, Just Resting

October 14, 2022October 15, 2022

On Friday, on the firm’s Q3 conference call, Morgan Stanley’s James Gorman described himself as

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McElligott Explains ‘Stock Reversal For The Ages’

October 14, 2022October 15, 2022

Thursday’s reversal in US equities was one “for the ages,” as one mainstream media outlet

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Dimon Steers JPMorgan To Solid Quarter Despite Macro Storm

October 14, 2022October 20, 2022

“There are significant headwinds immediately in front of us,” Jamie Dimon said Friday, in remarks

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Bank Of England, Markets 1. Truss 0.

October 14, 2022October 17, 2022

Bank of England governor Andrew Bailey deserves plaudits. I guess. Earlier this week, while speaking

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‘Ample Tradable Opportunities’

October 13, 2022October 14, 2022

Plainly, something was “amiss” in equities on Thursday, although I’m not sure “amiss” is the

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Fiscal Fold? Truss May Blink On Taxes After Market Crash

October 13, 2022October 14, 2022

Earlier this week, I wondered if the Bank of England might be attempting to enlist

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‘More Work To Do’

October 13, 2022October 14, 2022

Market participants weren’t amused with the hottest read on US core inflation in 40 years,

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If It Could Go Wrong, It Has

October 13, 2022October 13, 2022

News flow has turned almost uniformly foreboding, which I suppose could be a precursor to

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‘Test And Fail’: The Worst-Case Scenario

October 12, 2022October 13, 2022

Earlier this month, BofA’s global equity derivatives team warned of a “test and fail” of

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US Inflation Unbowed As Producer Prices Accelerate

October 12, 2022October 13, 2022

Anyone hoping for signs of cooler inflation in the US (so, everyone), was disappointed Wednesday,

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Is The Bank Of England Playing 3D Chess With Liz Truss?

October 12, 2022October 13, 2022

More than a few observers suggested Andrew Bailey was either oblivious or crazy on Tuesday

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Markets Are Sick. QT Is Dead

October 11, 2022October 12, 2022

“Signs of sickness are growing in markets,” Nomura’s Charlie McElligott said Tuesday. It was a

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SEC Comes Knocking At Bored Ape Yacht Club: Bloomberg

October 11, 2022October 12, 2022

Regular readers will fondly (or not) recall my three-month foray into Web3 and decentralized finance.

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Breaking: Fed Goes Broke

October 11, 2022October 12, 2022

The people who control the money are broke! Fair warning: This is a heavy sarcasm

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IMF Serves Up Lavish Banquet Of Doom

October 11, 2022October 19, 2022

It’s not lookin’ good. That’s the short version of the IMF’s new World Economic Outlook.

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UK ‘Mixes Uppers With Downers’ In Wild Policy Debacle

October 11, 2022October 11, 2022

A glaring policy disparity is emerging in the UK, and I don’t just mean between

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Linker Madness Forces Bank Of England Further Down Rabbit Hole

October 11, 2022October 17, 2022

LDI funds in the UK “have made substantial progress” over the past week in addressing

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Dimon, Jones, Socrates And Wood

October 10, 2022October 11, 2022

Sometimes (ok, pretty much all of the time) I wonder whether we, as market participants,

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‘Unanimous? Really?’: Cathie Wood’s Open Letter To Jay Powell

October 10, 2022October 11, 2022

Regular readers have heard the story more times than most probably care to recall. I

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Chips Ahoy!

October 10, 2022October 19, 2022

Wars, wars everywhere. Lost in the macabre daily news flow out of Ukraine Monday was

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Still Meeting Outside The Bunker. For Now

October 9, 2022October 10, 2022

For those weary of war and macro doomsaying, the week ahead will be an arduous

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Earnings Season Is Here!

October 9, 2022October 10, 2022

Earnings season is upon us, and that’s not necessarily a good thing. The “profit reckoning”

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Plenty Of Pain. Still No Gain

October 9, 2022October 13, 2022

“Fed officials won’t relent on path to 4.5% and may move higher,” one headline declared

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R** And The Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Week

October 8, 2022October 10, 2022

The topic du jour across markets and macro in October is the “breakage” discussion. Posed

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Locked In

October 7, 2022October 9, 2022

“Stocks crushed as jobs keep Fed on hiking path,” one Friday market wrap declared. US

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75 Minutes To Midnight

October 7, 2022October 8, 2022

As you might imagine, the September jobs report was widely viewed as confirmatory for another

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Investors Flee Screaming To Cash Amid ‘Armageddon’ Overhang

October 7, 2022October 8, 2022

Cash isn’t trash anymore. Maybe you noticed. Ray Dalio did. “As John Maynard Keynes is

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