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Who’s Your ‘Daddy’? Jamie Dimon Says He’s ‘Smarter Than’ Trump, Could Beat Him In 2020

September 12, 2018October 17, 2021

“And by the way, this wealthy New Yorker actually earned his money. It wasn’t a gift from Daddy.”

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Steve Mnuchin Invites China To Strike Another Trade ‘Truce’ So Trump Can Shoot It Down

September 12, 2018October 17, 2021

Don’t hold your breath.

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Turkey’s Sovereign Wealth Fund Needs Bold New Leadership And Erdogan Knows Just The Man For The Job…

September 12, 2018October 17, 2021

Guess who…

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This Hasn’t Happened To Asian Stocks In 16 Years – So Is It Time To Buy?

September 12, 2018

More falling knives.

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Gundlach Slams U.S. Fiscal Policy In ‘Miracle Grow’ Webcast, Talks ‘Monumental’ UST Short Squeeze

September 11, 2018September 12, 2018

“What could get you there is a monumental short squeeze.”

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Goldman Thinks This Is Pretty Simple: ‘More Growth, More Tariffs, More Fed Hikes’

September 11, 2018October 17, 2021

This is the story and folks are sticking to it.

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The Mirage.

September 11, 2018

So that’s a rather odd juxtaposition, isn’t it?

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Tightening Tantrums, Cycle Highs And A Look Ahead To 2019

September 11, 2018September 11, 2018

“From there, it’s about  October’s large Quantitative Tightening impulse”.

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What’s Really Going On With That ‘Massive’ Treasury Short?

September 10, 2018September 10, 2018

“…there is a growing sense that positioning is not as stretched as the data would suggest.”

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CDS Is Grossly Disconnected From EM, So Now Is A Great Time For A CDS ETF!

September 10, 2018September 10, 2018

All you can do is shake your head.

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Goldman’s Bull/Bear Indicator Hits 49-Year High: Here’s The Whole Story On That

September 10, 2018

“It’s always risky to argue that this time is different but”…

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That’s Amore.

September 10, 2018

Who wants to catch a falling knife?

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‘People Are In A Panic Today’: Apple Suppliers Just Plunged Thanks To Trump’s Tariffs And Tweets

September 10, 2018September 10, 2018

Donald Trump is a man who knows an “exciting” plan when he hears one…

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Dodging Bullets: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 9, 2018October 17, 2021

Around the world in 2,100 words.

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Where Did The Volatility Go And When Will It Be Back?

September 9, 2018

“We see a case for being long vol next year.”

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$900 Billion Worth Of Absurdity And Why One Bank ‘Is Not Optimistic’ About US-China Relations

September 9, 2018

There can be no resolution.

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Here Is Goldman’s ‘Cross Currents’ List For The S&P This Fall

September 8, 2018

For what it’s worth…

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‘We’re Not Winning!’ Trump’s Trade War Fails Miserably As China Logs Record Surplus

September 8, 2018September 8, 2018

You’ve got to “let it gestate, like a chicken.”

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Disaster Strikes As Apple Says Trump’s Tariffs To Impact Long List Of Products

September 7, 2018September 7, 2018

Maybe now America will listen.

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Trump Delivers $267 Billion Trade Escalation Out Of The Clear Blue Sky (Figuratively and Literally)

September 7, 2018October 17, 2021

Just because.

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Cheshire Cat’s Smile Redux: ‘Not Exactly A Party Cocktail’

September 7, 2018September 7, 2018

And see, that’s where the problem comes in.

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Jobs Report Beats And Wage Inflation Is Comin’ In Hot, Folks

September 7, 2018October 17, 2021

There’s some wage inflation.

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European Banks Hit 22-Month Low As Deutsche Bank Gets More Bad News

September 7, 2018

When it rains…

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Here’s What Happens To Stocks If Trump Comes Out Guns Blazin’ With 25% Tariffs On China

September 6, 2018September 8, 2018

It’s not priced in.

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Pepe Silvia.

September 6, 2018September 6, 2018

“There are many risks out there.”

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‘The Worst Possible Time’: Dmitry Medvedev Decides Now Is As Good A Time As Any To Sink His Own Currency

September 6, 2018

There’s trouble in paradise, and by “paradise”, I mean Russia.

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Don’t Blame The Quants For Wednesday’s Tech Rout

September 6, 2018

“Yesterday did not feel ‘quant-y’ to me.”

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