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Jamie Dimon: Coronavirus Is ‘Wake-Up Call’. America Isn’t Inclusive Enough

May 19, 2020

The “social fabric” is “frayed”, Dimon says.

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Jamie Dimon Says This Crisis ‘Dramatically Different’. In ‘Adverse Scenario’, JPMorgan May Suspend Dividend

April 6, 2020April 6, 2020

“Additionally, we have run an extremely adverse scenario that assumes an even deeper contraction”…

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Jamie Dimon Could Have Stopped The Repo Squeeze. Here’s Why He Didn’t…

October 16, 2019October 16, 2019

“…it’s about how the regulators want to manage the system”.

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‘Jamie Dimon’ And ‘Liquidity’ In The Same Headline? Yes Please!

April 4, 2019April 4, 2019

A clickbait godsend for the financial media.

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‘We Need Facts, Not Slogans’: Dimon Makes Solid Case For 2020 White House Bid From Davos

January 23, 2019

Why not throw your hat in the ring, Jamie?

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Trump Calls Jamie Dimon A ‘Nervous Mess’ Who ‘Lacks Smarts’

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“Your move, Jamie.’

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Who’s Your ‘Daddy’? Jamie Dimon Says He’s ‘Smarter Than’ Trump, Could Beat Him In 2020

September 12, 2018October 17, 2021

“And by the way, this wealthy New Yorker actually earned his money. It wasn’t a gift from Daddy.”

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‘They’ve Already Been Wrong’: Jamie Dimon Blasts Trump’s Trade Policy In CNN Interview

July 23, 2018

“…I’d be a little ticked off at some of my advisers, to tell you the truth.”

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Trader: Here’s My Beef With Jamie Dimon’s Annual Letter

April 11, 2018November 13, 2018

“What happened each time the Fed stopped QE? Yields fell. The complete opposite of what Jamie would predict.”

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Jamie Dimon Thinks America Might Be A Mess, But Fortunately, He’s Got 47 Pages Of Solutions

April 5, 2018April 5, 2018

This is why Jamie Dimon is “richer than you.”

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Missing: Jamie Dimon’s Bitcoin Balls. If Found, Please Return To 270 Park Avenue

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

“I’m not interested that much in the subject at all.”

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Bonanza: Bitcoin Hits $9,200, Up 200% Since Jamie Dimon ‘Fraud’ Call

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017

Jamie never said it wouldn’t go to the moon. In fact, I bet his “target” price was higher than yours…

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Jason.

October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

It’s Friday the 13th…

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It’s Time For JPMorgan To Start Trading Bitcoin

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

Well unless cross-asset volatility picks up in a hurry, it looks like the irony for JPMorgan is that they might want to consider following Goldman over to the crypto “dark side”…

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Dimon Renews Assault On The Religion Of Bitcoin: ‘It’s Worth Nothing.’

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017

“Right now these crypto things are kind of a novelty. People think they’re kind of neat. But the bigger they get, the more governments are going to close them down.”

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“That’s Why I’m Richer Than You”: Executives Miss Out On Dimon Rally

December 30, 2016October 13, 2021

Earlier this month, I took a look back at Jamie Dimon’s decision to buy nearly

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Billionaire Jamie Dimon To Businesses: “Share The Wealth A Little Bit, Ok?!”

December 22, 2016December 22, 2016

One person who benefited handsomely from the rally off the 2009 bottom is JPMorgan Chase’s

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