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Blue Trickle: Democrats Win Back House In Uninspired Fashion, GOP Holds Senate

November 6, 2018November 7, 2018

I’m not sure it counts as a “wave”.

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Midterms To Produce D.C. ‘Gridlock’ – And One Bank Says That’s Good News For Markets

September 4, 2018September 6, 2018

“Do nothing, and undo nothing”.

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House Flipping: GOP Quietly Ponders ‘Coming Hell’ After November

August 26, 2018October 15, 2021

Is the White House prepared? In a word: “No”.

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GOP Waterloo? Trump Decides To Call Koch Brothers ‘A Total Joke’ Three Months Before Midterms

July 31, 2018August 1, 2018

You can’t be at war with everyone, all the time.

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Paul Ryan Decides ‘To Hell With This’ And Meanwhile, John Boehner Got Dat Kush For Tha Low

April 11, 2018

“Also, Ryan never really wanted this job in the first place, so it’s as good a time as any to go back to Janesville and skip leg day WHENEVER HE WANTS.”

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Local GOP Moron Christina Hagan Tries (And Fails) To Pass Off Video Of Morocco As Mexico

March 16, 2018

Christ on a bike.

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Listen You Ingrates, Paul Ryan Wants You To Know That $1.50 Is A Lot Of Money These Days

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

I mean fuck me, do you want a free Costco membership or don’t you?!

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David Stockman Presents: The Two Elephants The GOP Has Forgotten

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“Indeed, they are the proverbial elephants in the room, thereby giving rise to a considerable irony: To wit, the GOP party of the elephant, which is supposed to be the palladium of financial rectitude in American politics, has forgotten about them completely.”

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Dear Conservatives: Your Services Are No Longer Needed In Our Government

January 28, 2018January 28, 2018

Thanks, but we’ll take it from here.

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David Stockman Unveils The ‘Watchword For 2018’: ‘UNHINGED!’

January 2, 2018

“That refers to Wall Street, Washington, the Dems and the GOP, and all the far and near corners of the planet which are implicated in their collective follies.”

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Bob Corker Demands Answers After Finding Out Tax Bill Will Make Him Richer

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

I guess my question for all the “working families” the GOP tax bill is supposed to help would be this: how many real estate LLCs do you have stakes in?

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In Watershed Moment, Democrats Now Have Largest Lead In Voter Preference Since 2008

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

Well in the latest evidence to suggest that the public is turning against the GOP, a new NBC/WSJ poll shows that…

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Paul Krugman On The GOP’s Final Middle Finger To The Middle Class

November 18, 2017

“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose; in the GOP’s case, that means the freedom to be the party of, by, and for oligarchs they always wanted to be.”

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‘The Knives Are Out’: Steve Bannon Calls For Mitch McConnell To Resign

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

Steve is at war – still.

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The GOP’s Black Tuesday: Gillespie, Trump, Roem & The Triumph Of Reason Over Fear

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

“I know folks that lost tonight who were going against candidates I’d never even heard of.”

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Noam Chomsky: Trump’s Antics Mask Far More ‘Destructive’ Dynamic

October 6, 2017

“Whether Trump has any idea what he and his henchmen are up to is not clear. Perhaps he is completely authentic: an ignorant, thin-skinned megalomaniac whose only ideology is himself. “

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‘Believe Me.’

September 27, 2017September 27, 2017

What could go wrong?

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Krugman: Republicans Are A ‘Horde Of Zombies’ Whose Brains Have Been Eaten

August 11, 2017August 11, 2017

“So where did this zombie horde come from? Who ate Republicans’ brains?”

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