“Also, Ryan never really wanted this job in the first place, so it’s as good a time as any to go back to Janesville and skip leg day WHENEVER HE WANTS.”
Christ on a bike.
I mean fuck me, do you want a free Costco membership or don’t you?!
“Indeed, they are the proverbial elephants in the room, thereby giving rise to a considerable irony: To wit, the GOP party of the elephant, which is supposed to be the palladium of financial rectitude in American politics, has forgotten about them completely.”
Thanks, but we’ll take it from here.
“That refers to Wall Street, Washington, the Dems and the GOP, and all the far and near corners of the planet which are implicated in their collective follies.”
I guess my question for all the “working families” the GOP tax bill is supposed to help would be this: how many real estate LLCs do you have stakes in?
Well in the latest evidence to suggest that the public is turning against the GOP, a new NBC/WSJ poll shows that…
“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose; in the GOP’s case, that means the freedom to be the party of, by, and for oligarchs they always wanted to be.”
Steve is at war – still.
“I know folks that lost tonight who were going against candidates I’d never even heard of.”
“Whether Trump has any idea what he and his henchmen are up to is not clear. Perhaps he is completely authentic: an ignorant, thin-skinned megalomaniac whose only ideology is himself. “
What could go wrong?
“So where did this zombie horde come from? Who ate Republicans’ brains?”