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Goldman Has Some ‘Cheap’ Options Advice For You On Tuesday

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

Right, so earlier today we noted that just a few weeks after everything was supposed

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One Trader Talks Homemade Italian And A “Tag Team Wrestling Exhibition”

May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

“It’s yet another example of how the global narrative increasingly resembles a tag team wrestling exhibition. Or at least a heated he said, she said rumble.”

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“The Honeymoon Period Is Over” – Bullard Ain’t Buyin’ Trump And Other Overnight News

May 30, 2017

“Washington does have to deliver at some point and I think that is a concern going forward, whether the honeymoon period would end at some point and maybe the reality of American politics would settle in.”

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“Unexplained, High-Volume Drops,” Yuan Shenanigans, And A Cartel Meeting

May 25, 2017

Well, things have been “choppy” overnight and especially around the flood of OPEC headlines that

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“Equities Are The New HY” – “Weep” Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace

May 24, 2017

“Equities for yield, bonds for capital appreciation.”

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How The ECB “Actively” Rescued Markets Ahead Of The French Election

May 23, 2017

“But the ECB is more than just a “passive acquirer” of assets, in our view. We think they are taking an active role in bond buying to manage the fallout from policy uncertainty (and prevent a tightening in credit conditions that would ensue if they didn’t).”

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Guest Post: A Bearish Positive Carry Trade

May 23, 2017

“This has long been one of my favourite trades, and even though it has moved my way, I am not taking any off. In fact, now that it is working, I probably should be adding…”

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Storm Clouds Gather As Trump Headline Risk, Terror Attack Battle Econ Data For Market’s Heart

May 23, 2017

Well, this market’s mettle is being tested. Again. On Monday evening we got what might

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“Thy Orb And Thy Staff They Comfort Me”: “Risk Feels A Bit Better Today!”

May 22, 2017

Yea, though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, we will fear no geopolitical tail risk: for Donald Trump art with us; thy orb and thy staff they comfort me…

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“President’s Day”: Iran Is Voting, Brazil Is Panicking, Trump Is Traveling

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017

It feels quiet in America on Friday morning. Maybe that’s because Donald Trump is leaving

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Guest Post: Stock Market Shakeout

May 18, 2017

“Let’s hope I am not too early, and end up getting eaten by the shorts who are pressing their trade.”

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Risk Appetite Evaporates As 18 More Contacts Between Trump, Russian “Godfather” Revealed

May 18, 2017

Everything was going (relatively) ok and then…

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2009

May 17, 2017

This probably shouldn’t surprise you…

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Global Markets Shudder: Impeachment “Makes It Difficult For Investors To Buy”

May 17, 2017May 17, 2017

“I suppose the question is whether these are US political rain showers like the ones drenching London’s commuters, or real storms with lasting damage.”

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“It’s Funny Because It’s Treason”: Global Markets Jittery As Trump Makes New Lows

May 16, 2017May 16, 2017

We start Tuesday on a treasonous note… So because he’s President, Donald Trump gets some

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Looking For “Euro Exit Risk?” We Found It In This Chart

May 14, 2017

“Risk assets have taken little notice, except in sovereign CDS where the 03-14 switch (buying 2014 definition, selling 2003 definition) – a potentially highly convex trade on a euro exit – remains high for Italy.”

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“EU”phoria

May 12, 2017May 12, 2017

Just how confident is everyone about Europe now that Emmanuel Macron managed to trounce Marine Le Pen in a runoff that threatened to install a dancing Nazi in the French presidency? Well, if you’re looking at equities, the most confident in history…

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Trader: They Ruined My Day, But Stocks Are Still “In A World Of Their Own”

May 10, 2017

“And then events tried to conspire to rob me of all of my sanguineness”…

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Traders Be Like “WTF?!” As Trump Is Desperate Despot, Nuclear War Beckons

May 10, 2017May 10, 2017

So the elephant in the room is clearly Donald Trump’s decision to fire FBI Director

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Trader: “The World’s A Scary Place,” But That’s Always Been The Case

May 9, 2017

“To be fair, we still have loads of quantitative easing going on and the world remains a scary place. But it’s always been a scary place. We just have selective, as well as short, memories. And if black swans remain your major investing concern, then economic numbers are of very little import.”

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Mario Who?! Presenting A “QE-esque” “Grab-a-thon”

May 9, 2017May 9, 2017

“And yet – in relative terms – these credit market moves are stunning…in fact, QEesque in places.”

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It’s Too Quiet: Except For China. And South Korea. And Collapsing Metals.

May 9, 2017May 9, 2017

It’s Tuesday, and they’re voting in South Korea. There’s an annoying power vacuum over there

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One Trader Tells Us “A Tale Of 2 Tapers”

May 9, 2017

“For as long as the U.S.’s debt profile continues to deteriorate, it’ll be a difficult environment for the major buyer of that debt, the Fed, to step back. Especially if the related signal also lowers the demand from foreign governments.”

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Guest Post: Serving Up A Gift

May 8, 2017

“University professors should take this past week’s trading and immortalize it in their lesson plans”…

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“It’s All Dumb Money Now”

May 8, 2017

“Here’s how that worked out.”

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Trader Warns: “The Post-Election Implied Volatility Selling Is A Mistake”

May 8, 2017

“Well today’s get rich quick scheme didn’t work out so great”…

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“Nazi-Be-Gone” Rally Fizzles As Female Hitler Loss Seen Largely Priced In

May 8, 2017

Ok, so it’s Monday and France didn’t elect a fascist. So we’ve got that going for

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