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Riders On The Storm.

August 31, 2017August 31, 2017

Right, so the storm wasn’t supposed to come until next month.

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Suspension Of Disbelief – Only In The Other Direction

August 31, 2017

For years, DM central banks have been forced to kind of suspend disbelief with regard

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Euro Slides As ECB Deploys Favorite Jawboning Method: Anonymous Reuters Piece

August 31, 2017

“The exchange rate has become a bigger issue,” one of the sources told Reuters. “It is now less favorable for an exit and a stronger argument for a muddle-through option.”

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Draghi Isn’t Powerful Enough To Stop This…

August 30, 2017

When jawboning just ain’t gonna cut it.

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The Great Flood

August 28, 2017

Although I can’t imagine why…

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Damned Data – Full Week Ahead Preview

August 27, 2017

Ok, so the overarching narrative for this week shouldn’t be materially different from last week

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The Great Euro Debate Heats Up Ahead Of Jackson Hole

August 22, 2017

There’s a lot of commentary floating around out there this morning about the euro ahead

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Don’t Look Up – Or Down…

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017

“Ideological interpretation: Looking down is a mistake — the system works only if no one opens his eyes.”

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‘We Are In A Dive, I Repeat’…

August 18, 2017August 18, 2017

“You know what? It’s fine.”

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It’s Ugly Out There – Dip-Buyers Welcome

August 18, 2017August 18, 2017

Heads up, it is ugly out there folks.

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European Stocks React To ECB Minutes & Pondering The ‘Policy Maker Paradox’

August 17, 2017

Ok, so it’s worth taking a look at European equities now that we’ve got the ECB minutes and the attendant commentary about the dangers of a possible FX overshoot.

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The Good Looking Ones Are Always Bad News

August 16, 2017

“Why not just short the actual security that will cause the other security to decline?”

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Selloff? I Hardly Knew Her.

August 14, 2017August 14, 2017

And now back to your regularly scheduled rally.

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Ezekiel 25:17

August 11, 2017August 11, 2017

“And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!”

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Poof! The ‘Macron Bump’ Is Gone And As For Barron’s…

August 11, 2017

 “Nailed it”….

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Fasten Your Seat Belts: ‘A Melting Pot’ Of Risks

August 11, 2017

“Global political developments have kept us on our toes and will continue to do so through the fall and into next year. Investors should brace for a bumpy ride.”

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Blood On The Streets

August 10, 2017August 10, 2017

Remember, you can always burn your stock certificates to keep warm in a nuclear winter.

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Ashes To Ashes: Surveying The Fallout 24 Hours Later

August 9, 2017August 9, 2017

Ok, so “what hath Trump and Kim wrought” for markets 24 hours on?

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Trump Brags About Mighty Nuke Arsenal, While European Stocks Plunge, Gold Surges

August 9, 2017

Well, on Wednesday the world is once again discovering that it might have been a mistake to “forgot to correct for the data point that Donald Trump is the fucking President of the United States.”

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‘Party On Wayne.’ What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

August 7, 2017August 7, 2017

“To be clear, the reason ‘what can possibly go wrong?’ has become such a ubiquitous phrase these days has a lot to do with the fact that this has all become one trade.” 

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Euro Suddenly Jumps To A New 30-Month High, Bullard Blamed

August 2, 2017

“More! I want more!”

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‘Gunning For 1.20’: FX Markets ‘Love A Good Story’

August 2, 2017

“The fact that unemployment remains way too high, political risk deferred isn’t the same as eliminated, and they are nowhere near their inflation target is for later.”

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Why Buy Stocks? Just Jump Aboard The Unstoppable Euro Train!

August 2, 2017

“It’s one of the biggest stories in markets right now.”

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‘Seldom Mentioned,’ ‘Bigly,’ Ubiquitous Stock Rally Continues: Tuesday In Charts

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Billions, and billions, and billions, and”…

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Goldilocks Data In Europe Is ‘Just Right’ For Risk

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

What do you get when you combine PMI data that underscores dovish inflation dynamics with generally positive reads on the overall pace of economic expansion? 

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Presenting: A Crazy Week In Charts

July 28, 2017

Ok, well this was an interesting week…

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A F**ked Up Friday: Your European Stocks Just Had A Bad Day

July 28, 2017July 28, 2017

Well, European equities closed the week on a decidedly sour note.

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