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Word Is Bond.

May 15, 2018

Dat’s yo’ word, son?

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The ‘Enemy Of Interest Rates’ Is Not Holding The Turkish Central Bank Hostage, Why Would You Say That?

May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

But hell, I don’t know. Maybe I’m just a scheming “Gulenist tool” like Preet Bharara.

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Turkey Delivers LLW Hike, But It’s Not Going To Be Enough Because They Have A Sultan Who Calls Himself ‘The Enemy Of Interest Rates’

April 25, 2018April 25, 2018

Yeah, that’s probably not going to do it.

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Around The World In 1,200 Words: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 22, 2018April 22, 2018

As usual, lots on the docket.

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Erdogan Calls For Snap “Elections”, Mark Your Calendar!

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

ERDOGAN CALLS FOR EARLY ELECTIONS IN TURKEY

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Truly Fine Gentlemen.

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

In good hands.

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Roasted Turkey: Lira, Stocks Dive As Erdogan Considers Calling Early “Elections”

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

The “enemy of interest rates” might need to go ahead and cement his power more than a year ahead of time.

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‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).

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‘Sky Is The Limit’: Fallout Feared From Conviction Of Turkish Banker In Iran Sanctions Trial

January 4, 2018

“The charges are so grave (essentially implicating the current president of Turkey) that one may say ‘sky is the limit’ as far as the magnitude and scope of potential sanctions go.”

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What Could Go Wrong? Full Week Ahead Preview

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

Buckle up, this could be a bumpy ride.

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As Michael Flynn Pleads Guilty We Ask: What Does Reza Zarrab Know?

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

And the plot thickens.

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Rally Monkey.

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017

Tech bloodbath forgotten. Never mind the bonds.

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‘They’re Gonna Have To Frisk Jared For A Wire’: Mueller Probing Flynn Role In Documentary

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“He said: ‘We don’t want anyone to know the Flynn Intel Group has anything to do with this.’ ”

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‘This Is A Joke’: Lira Crashes To Record Low As Market Doubts Erdogan’s Credentials As Rates Strategist

November 21, 2017

This is completely out of control.

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Thanks A Lot: Full Week Ahead Preview

November 19, 2017November 19, 2017

Holiday road.

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Panic Time! Turkey Launches Investigation Into Preet Bharara As Zarrab Debacle Spirals Out Of Control

November 18, 2017November 18, 2017

This is what panic looks like.

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A ‘Golden’ Opportunity: Mueller, Flynn, Trump And The Case Of Reza Zarrab

November 17, 2017November 17, 2017

This opens all kinds of doors.

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Watch The Throne.

November 10, 2017November 10, 2017

What happens over the weekend no longer remains confined to the weekend.

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Mueller Probing Flynn Plot To Kidnap Pennsylvania Cleric, Deliver Him To Turkey For $15 Million

November 10, 2017November 10, 2017

“Under the alleged proposal, Mr. Flynn and his son, Michael Flynn Jr., were to be paid as much as $15 million for delivering Fethullah Gulen to the Turkish government.”

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All’s Well That Ends In An Epic Mideast Death Match.

November 6, 2017

Tension is running high on Monday…

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Geopolitics & Wild Cards: Full Week Ahead Preview

November 5, 2017

Geopolitics is back in the spotlight to start the week.

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Roasted Turkey: Of Gold Traders, Runaway Inflation And Angry Autocrats Named Erdogan

November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

“…when Erdogan met with Biden a year ago, he claimed bizarrely that Preet Bharara was a Gulenist tool.”

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Fireworks.

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

“…or what counts as ‘fireworks.'”

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Trader: ‘You Don’t Always Get Something For Nothing’

October 10, 2017October 10, 2017

“Traders like to blame all the world’s ills on central bank behavior and then scream when markets act like markets. Or their machines act like robots.”

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Risks Aplenty.

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017

And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming…

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The Austin Powers World.

October 8, 2017October 8, 2017

“There’s real danger but at the same time, the central figures are so laughable that it’s difficult to accept it as reality”…

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Turkey Bans Singing After Dark As US Investors Dump Most Turkish Stocks Since September

May 26, 2017

Turkish President — and man who thinks democracy is really, really fucking overrated — Recep Tayyip Erdoğan has heard all the folk song Karaoke that he cares to hear, which is why on Friday, he banned singing.

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