Surprise! Devin Nunes, House Republicans Think Trump Is Right About Trump Not Colluding With Russians

Surprise! Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee have decided that the intelligence community (and no, there are no typos in there) has this Russia thing all wrong.

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Here Is The Democratic Memo That Refutes Devin Nunes

“Christopher Steele’s reporting which he began to share with an FBI agent through the end of October, 2016 played no role in launching the FBI’s counterintelligence investigation into Russian interference and links to the Trump campaign.”

Devin Nunes Got To Third Conspiracy Base And Then Couldn’t Get It Up

“…we were at least hoping there was some allegation in there that was WHOA IF TRUE! Otherwise, what have the House GOP and President Idiot Stupid been creaming their pants about all week?”

BEHOLD! ‘The Memo’

“You’ll figure it out”.

On This, The Day Of His Daughter’s Wedding, A Stable Genius Would Like To Know If Rod Rosenstein Is ‘On His Team’

“As one does, when one’s own family is the subject of the goddamn investigation.”

“They Put Out An All-Points Bulletin” – A Political Bombshell Lost In The Real-Life Bombshells

“The intelligence source told me that he knows, “from talking to people in the intelligence community,” that “the White House said, ‘We are going to mobilize to find something to justify the President’s tweet that he was being surveilled.’ They put out an all-points bulletin”—a call to sift through intelligence reports—“and said, ‘We need to find something that justifies the President’s crazy tweet about surveillance at Trump Tower.’ And I’m telling you there is no way you get that from those transcripts, which are about as plain vanilla as can be.”

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Sweating it out…

Surprise! Devin Nunes Got His “Evidence” Of Trump Wiretapping From Trump Officials

Any questions?

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A demonstrable lack of “House intelligence”…

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“Nothing to see here”…

Wall Street Journal Doesn’t See What’s So Damn Suspicious About Obstructing Justice

The Wall Street Journal, like most other “Conservative but not insane” media outlets, is having a really, really tough time trying to reconcile the need to avoid supporting batsh*t craziness with the necessity of remaining anti-Liberal. Make no mistake, that’s becoming harder to do by the day. See the more crazy the White House gets, the…

Devin Nunes Delivers A Big “F*ck You America” On Behalf Of Donald Trump

“Nope, never.” Which is the same answer we can all now safely give if asked the following question: “Will you ever trust this committee to conduct an unbiased investigation?”