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Category: Dealbreaker
‘Long FAANG’ Is Most Crowded Trade On Earth For 5th Month In A Row As World Piles Into USA Today’s High Conviction Summer Fry Cook Reco
Grab your balls (and a life preserver) and let’s make a fortune!
A Completely Serious USA Today Tells College Students To Parlay Summer Jobs Into FANG ‘Fortune’
Who wants to be a millionaire?!!
Susquehanna Is The Mark Zuckerberg Of The Winklevii’s Bitcoin Play
Litigation (probably) pending!
At G-7 Meeting, World Leaders To Ponder Most Effective Way To Extract Agitated Man-Child From Control Booth
“You say President Trump doesn’t care. Maybe.â€
Can You Blame Algos For Oil’s Recent Losses? Sure You Can!
Blame the Terminators. You can always blame the Terminators.
Of Coffee, Covfefe And Vodka: Why One Strategist Is Thinking About His Former ‘Swedish Colleagues’
“A policy of over-indulgence in both stimulants and sedatives probably carried with it certain unpleasant side effects.”
Sears Still Screwed, Eddie Lampert Still Gonna Be Fine
Might even be in line for a nice parting gift.
Donald Trump Now So Excited About Previously ‘Fake’ Jobs Data, He’s Helping Traders Frontrun The BLS With His Twitter Account
“The ratings will be tremendous.”
Robert Shiller Thinks Bitcoin Will Probably Go Extinct, But If You Want To Trade It During His Final Exam, Then Go Ahead And Be A Moron
“I had one student who asked if he could keep his laptop during our final exam so he could make a trade.â€
Bill Gross Suffers Worst Day In Four Years Proving That At Least One Man Is Indeed In A ‘Bear Market’
“Bonds, like men, are in a bear market.”
Carl Icahn Tacitly Admits That There Is No Joy In Herbalife Without Bill Ackman’s Pain
Happy Memorial Day from Uncle Carl.
Jeff Gundlach Is Taking A Brian Fantana Approach To Technical Analysis
70% of the time, it works, every time.
Guy Who Shot Car Into Space While Customers Waited For Cars They Already Paid For Wants To Rank The Media’s Credibility
Elon Musk is a transformational figure in American business. No one can really dispute this fact. He’s basically what would have happened if Thomas Edison fucked Henry Ford in 1970 and they gave the baby to Steve Jobs to raise.
Requiem For A Meme: 3 Charts
Remember “Goldilocks�
Morgan Stanley Recalls Quant From Bridgewater Internship/Spy Mission
Court Crane brings the Tao of Ray to the House of Gorman.
Bond Market Pretty Sure Populism Is More Dangerous Than Any Sanctions Russia Might Have Incurred For Covertly Pushing Populism
Pick your poison and mind the self-referential absurdity of the whole damn thing.
Jose Canseco Needs A Lawyer For An ICO That Merges Celebrity Crypto With Unwanted Hugs
Everyone’s favorite steroid-using market genius (not named Nassim Nicholas Taleb) is getting in on the crypto craze at exactly the right time! You know, like he did with gold.
One Wall Streeter Discovers It’s Ok To Be ‘DUMB’
Deluard says he remains bullish on the “DUMB “.
Campbell’s Soup Thinks Maybe Wilbur Ross Is Full Of Shit When It Comes To Campbell’s Soup Cans
Cost inflation, folks. Who knew?!
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