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‘We Don’t Think This Is Going To Be A Healthy Exercise’: SocGen

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

Although to be fair, that “unhealthy” feeling you might be nursing today could very well have more to do with the cheap domestic beer and copious amount of spinach dip…

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A Furious Trump Freaks Out On ‘Little’ Adam Schiff, Says Comey, Brennan, Clapper All Out To Get Him

February 5, 2018September 30, 2019

Welcome to Monday, America. You can be sure there won’t be another shutdown.

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European Shares Dive, Erase 2018 Gains

February 5, 2018

“We are in a dive.”

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Japanese Stocks Routed, Kosdaq Collapses As Global Stocks React To Wall Street Turmoil

February 5, 2018

So you tell me: “healthy correction” or “global rout”?

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High Drama: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Who’s ready for another week like last week?!

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Stock Selloff Goes Global – Let’s Hope This Improves Overnight

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Irrespective of how things pan out, this is indicative of how quickly things can go awry. 

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Bitcoin Falls Below $8,000 (Again) As Hedge Fund Shorts Jump Fivefold

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Well, Bitcoin is all to hell again.

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Don’t Blame This Guy…

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

“If the selloff feels like news”…

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‘It Was The Core Of My Existence’: Yellen’s Farewell Interview With CBS

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Ok, I’ll say it: bless her heart.

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Mideast Stocks Slide As World Markets Respond To Wall Street Rout

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

“There is selling pressure and profit-taking across the board.”

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One Agent Explains Why He’s Leaving The FBI

February 3, 2018February 3, 2018

“I am reluctantly turning in my badge and leaving an organization I love. Why?”

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Big Banks Slam Door On Bitcoin Purchases Using Credit Cards

February 3, 2018

“But the Reddit threads said there would be Lambos!”

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Tail Risk And A Trip Back To The Shrinking Playground

February 3, 2018February 3, 2018

Maneuvering space, a (still) shrunken sandbox, and a step closer to the tail risk strike.

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Trader: Here’s What Central Banks Won’t Do

February 3, 2018

“I am 99.90 bid the 0.10%’s of 27.”

“OK, paying 90. For how many?”

“unlimited…”

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Goldman: Relax, This Isn’t 1987.

February 3, 2018February 4, 2018

Welcome to the weekend and for the bulls, welcome to the head-splitting hangover that comes from a night of attempting to drink away the worst week for U.S. stocks in two years.

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Trump Says ‘Trump’ Vindicated By Memo, Blasts ‘American Disgrace’, Talks About ‘Sacred Cows’

February 3, 2018February 3, 2018

“Oh well, someday!”

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David Stockman Presents: The Two Elephants The GOP Has Forgotten

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“Indeed, they are the proverbial elephants in the room, thereby giving rise to a considerable irony: To wit, the GOP party of the elephant, which is supposed to be the palladium of financial rectitude in American politics, has forgotten about them completely.”

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Gary Cohn Spending His Day Hiding From His C- Average ‘Wharton’ ‘Educated’ Boss

February 2, 2018

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There’s Too Much To Lose!

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“We’ve come too far!”

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With The Dow Down 500 Points, Here’s How Sure Everyone Was…

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“How’s that workin’ out for you?”

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Devin Nunes Got To Third Conspiracy Base And Then Couldn’t Get It Up

February 2, 2018

“…we were at least hoping there was some allegation in there that was WHOA IF TRUE! Otherwise, what have the House GOP and President Idiot Stupid been creaming their pants about all week?”

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BEHOLD! ‘The Memo’

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“You’ll figure it out”.

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Barclays’ Wealth Management: Donald Trump Is Not Behind The Stock Market Rally

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“How much of today’s undeniably rosy cheeked US economic health can we attribute to the US President?”

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Stocks Set For Worst Week In 2 Years As Bond Bear Rips An Arm Off

February 2, 2018

If you want a really good laugh…

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Yields, Dollar Spike As Jobs Report Threatens To Exacerbate Bond Rout

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

Ok, well if what you were looking for was an AHE beat on top of a headline payrolls beat from Friday’s jobs report, you got it…

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Jobs Report Beats ‘Bigly’, AHE Breezes Past Estimates

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

Looks like a barnburner.

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Trump Grabs Irony By The Pussy, Says FBI, DOJ Are ‘Sacred’ And Can’t Be Politicized

February 2, 2018

In stone, cold proof that irony is indeed dead, Donald Trump is up early on Friday tweeting about the FBI (as he’s prone to do).

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