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Lured By Yacht Promise, E*Traders Opened 64,581 New Brokerage Accounts In January

And see it's not so much that the timing was horrible as it is that the writing was on the wall.

And see it's not so much that the timing was horrible as it is that the writing was on the wall.
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4 comments on “Lured By Yacht Promise, E*Traders Opened 64,581 New Brokerage Accounts In January

  1. “They said there would be Yachts…!?”

  2. Best headline yet H!!! ROTFLMAO!

    “…and where are your customer’s yacht’s?”

  3. Raskinreed

    New short volatility sheep

    https://youtu.be/R7yfISlGLNU

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