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Albert Edwards Voted ‘Leave’ (And Why You Should Always Call On The Guy With The Shaggy Beard Wearing The Anorak)

April 11, 2019April 11, 2019

“The honest answer is that I simply don’t know and that is why I was jumping up and down in my seat waving my hand.”

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It Only Gets Worse From Here For Steve Mnuchin…

April 10, 2019November 1, 2021

Mnuchin in the hot seat.

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Fed Minutes: Most Say Outlook, Risks Warrant Leaving Rates Unchanged For The Remainder Of 2019

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019

And other musings from March’s dovish surprise…

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William Barr Doesn’t Need Any ‘Specific Evidence’ To Launch A Counter-Witch Hunt, Ok?!

April 10, 2019April 11, 2019

“Spying”.

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Pavlov And Why One Bank Thinks This Time Is In Fact ‘Different’

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019

The debate continues…

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Stephen Moore Tells Fox We Need Rate Cuts, Requires Access To Secret Fed Data To Determine How Many

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019

“Mr. Moore is superbly underqualified.”

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Blocked Exits.

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019

Delayed. Indefinitely.

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Take A Breather.

April 9, 2019April 9, 2019

Attribute it to whatever you like…

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Top Regime Officials Barr, Mnuchin Get Tuesday Grilling From Irritated Lawmakers

April 9, 2019April 10, 2019

This is what kind of day Bill Barr and Steve Mnuchin had…

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‘A Delicate Moment’: IMF Laments Slowest Pace Of Global Growth In A Decade

April 9, 2019April 9, 2019

“…there are many downside risks.”

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‘April Is Booming’ And Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Is ‘Excited’

April 9, 2019April 9, 2019

…especially about the “particulars”.

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‘Tariff Man’ Strikes Again – World Incredulous

April 9, 2019April 9, 2019

“Totally unjustified” and “greatly exaggerated.”

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Without Further Ado, Wall Street Weighs In On MMT, Unlikely Pop Culture Phenomenon

April 8, 2019April 8, 2019

There’s good news and bad news. Which do you want first?

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‘A Wholesale Decapitation’: Stephen Miller’s Purge Continues As Trump Ousts Secret Service Director ‘Tex’

April 8, 2019April 9, 2019

Who’s next?

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Ray Dalio Now Expected To Endure On-Air Abuse From Famous Nobody Joe Kernen

April 8, 2019April 8, 2019

“I honestly don’t understand what it is we’re arguing about”.

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Here’s How China’s World-Beating Rally Could Morph Into An Insane ‘Euphoria’, According To Goldman

April 8, 2019

The “Euphoric” case.

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‘It’s Intimidation’: Stephen Miller, Now Immigration Czar, Is Calling Random People At DHS, Justice And State

April 8, 2019November 1, 2021

“Anytime you get a call like this from the White House it’s intimidation.”

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Meanwhile, In Turkey…

April 8, 2019April 8, 2019

“There is stealing from the boxes.”

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What Breaks First? Full Week Ahead Preview

April 7, 2019

At this juncture, it’s probably just a matter of what “breaks” first in the “everything rally”.

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Kirstjen Nielsen Will Catch You Folks On The Rebound

April 7, 2019April 8, 2019

“…engineered and directed by top Trump adviser Stephen Miller.”

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Larry Kudlow: Appointing Sycophants To Fed Definitely Not A Political Maneuver

April 7, 2019

“He has every right”…

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‘Never’ Is When Democrats Will Get Trump’s Tax Returns, Mick Mulvaney Hopes (Against Hope)

April 7, 2019April 7, 2019

“As a lawyer, this is a pretty easy question to litigate.”

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Of Dollar ‘Smiles’, Correlation Breakdowns And Other FX Notables

April 7, 2019April 7, 2019

The dollar has flummoxed more than a few folks in 2019.

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Why One Bank Thinks Investors Should ‘Fight The FOMO’

April 6, 2019November 1, 2021

Bind yourself to the mast and resist the sirens.

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Imagine A World Without Buybacks…

April 6, 2019

“Is this really what everybody wants?”

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Trade-Offs.

April 6, 2019April 8, 2019

“No one should be surprised.”

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Here’s What Barclays’ Latest Global Macro Survey Reveals About The Mood Of 500 Pros

April 6, 2019April 6, 2019

“[There are] two key signals from this quarter’s survey”…

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