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Trump White House Suffers Serious Legal Setback As Judge Says Don McGahn Must Testify

November 25, 2019November 26, 2019

“DOJ promotes a conception of separation-of-powers principles that gets these constitutional commands exactly backwards”.

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Trump, Mnuchin, Barr May Have Iced Halkbank Case At Behest Of Erdogan

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

The Halkbank case seemingly went cold for five whole months…

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Hunting For Free Money In Europe’s ‘Cosmopolitan’ Bond Market

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

More tales from “this topsy-turvy world”.

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Goldman: S&P 500 May Fall 16% If Democrats Sweep 2020 Election

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

Relax – the base case is that the bull market continues.

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First ‘Ultra-Long’ Term Repo Covering Year-End Is Twice Oversubscribed (Cue Alarmists)

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

Here’s some nuance, for those interested.

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Rick Perry: God Hates Humanity So Much, He Chose Donald Trump To ‘Rule Over Us’

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

“You understand God’s plan for the people who rule and judge over us on this planet”.

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Behold, Appeasement! Turkey ‘Turns On’ Russian Missile Systems, Lindsey Graham Blocked Armenian Genocide Bill On Trump’s Orders

November 25, 2019

“I said sure”.

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All Smiles For Risk Assets In New Week – So Far

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

A lack of violent protests and some conciliatory language around IP theft is all it takes to keep the good vibes — err — good.

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Hong Kong Is Center Of Geopolitical Universe As Hang Seng Turns 50

November 24, 2019November 25, 2019

“Their evil hope is that Hong Kong will go down in chaos”.

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Goldman Sees ‘A Tale Of Two Dollars’ In 2020

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

Elegance in simplicity.

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‘The Mafia Couldn’t Kill Me’: Rudy Giuliani Is The Loose End To End All Loose Ends

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

A Christmas Carol.

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In Bid To Pacify White House, China Releases Sweeping Intellectual Property Decree

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

Olive branch?

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A Subtle Reminder About Republicans, Democrats, The S&P 500 And Deficits

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

Is it really a Democrat market participants should fear?

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‘2018’s Experiment Failed Monumentally’: Detox Is Hard

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

You can kill the patient if you’re not careful. 

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The Rotation Is Dead. Long Live The Rotation.

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

“Expectations are extremely volatile”.

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Chinese Diplomat Calls US ‘World’s Biggest Destabilizing Factor’ In Scathing Remarks At G20 Ministers Meeting

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

“There is no way out for the zero-sum games of the United States”.

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One Bank Asks: Recession Or Melt-Up?

November 22, 2019November 24, 2019

“Our S&P 500 forecasts have a V-shaped profile”.

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On Hong Kong, Trump Irritates Everyone

November 22, 2019November 24, 2019

Have “stable genius” will travel.

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Here’s The Problem With Judy Shelton’s Comments On Fed Independence (It’s Not What You Think)

November 22, 2019

“It’s in some ways healthier”…

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MAGA Economy Hanging In There, But Hardly Blowing The Doors Off, November PMIs Show

November 22, 2019

Not terrible, but not “great” – “again” or otherwise.

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‘I Want A Trial. They’re All Shifty Schiffs’: Trump Bombs In Comically Ridiculous Fox & Friends Rant

November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

“If they do put it up because they’re crazy”…

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Xi Respectfully Tells Kissinger, Other Visitors To Show Him Some Respect

November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

“We didn’t initiate this trade war and this isn’t something we want”.

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Europe’s Economy Flatlines For 3rd Month As Feeble Bounce In German Factory Activity Overshadowed By Services Spillover

November 22, 2019

“The ongoing decline nevertheless represents the worst spell of demand since mid-2013”.

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Bridgewater Makes Billion-Dollar Bet On Market Drop By March

November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

Everybody panic.

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Don’t ‘Cry Wolf Prematurely’: Goldman Delivers Global Growth Outlook, Best Trade Ideas Headed Into 2020

November 21, 2019November 24, 2019

There’s “career risk” involved in making recession the baseline.

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The Truth Behind Trump’s Farm Bailouts: Millions For Campaign Aides, Payouts To Billionaires, $5,136 For Small Growers

November 21, 2019April 23, 2022

“Enjoy!”

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GOP Senators Game Out Trump’s Impeachment Trial With Kushner, Conway

November 21, 2019November 21, 2019

“I expect the Senate to conduct proceedings that are fair”.

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