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One Trade To Rule Them All

September 9, 2022September 13, 2022

If you ever make the (perilous) decision to spend every waking hour immersed in the

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Bears, Bears Everywhere

September 9, 2022September 10, 2022

More and more, fewer and fewer market observers are willing to countenance the idea that

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Billions Flee Stock Funds Amid ‘Appalling’ Risk Sentiment

September 9, 2022September 10, 2022

Risk sentiment is “appalling,” BofA’s Michael Hartnett declared. Or despaired. Investors ditched stocks over the

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Farewell To The Queen

September 8, 2022September 19, 2022

The Queen is dead. And for some reason, I feel bad about it. I’m not

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The Fed Should Stop All Public Speaking Engagements

September 8, 2022September 9, 2022

I doubt seriously the wisdom and utility of Jerome Powell (or any Fed official for

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ECB Rendered Irrelevant By War, Energy Crisis

September 8, 2022September 14, 2022

The ECB delivered a 75bps rate hike on Thursday, but it could’ve just as easily

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Blank. Check.

September 8, 2022September 9, 2022

Calling tops and bottoms in equity markets is, by and large, a fool’s errand. The

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You Break It, You Buy It

September 7, 2022September 15, 2022

The Fed is in the inflation fight for “as long as it takes,” Lael Brainard

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WSJ ‘Fed Whisperer’ Now Calling All The Shots

September 7, 2022September 8, 2022

On a fateful Friday morning in mid-June, the Fed ran into trouble when an extremely

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‘Watch It Go’: The Yen And A ‘Quartet Of Grey Swans’

September 7, 2022September 13, 2022

Admittedly, I ran out of creative ways to tell the same story about the yen

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Meanwhile, Canada Sacrifices Housing Bubble To Curb Inflation

September 7, 2022September 7, 2022

The Bank of Canada escalated its battle with inflation Wednesday, raising rates by another 75bps.

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Things Just Turned More Serious In China

September 7, 2022September 8, 2022

The outlook for the beleaguered Chinese economy darkened further as trade data for August underwhelmed,

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‘Make No Mistake,’ It Can Get Worse For Stocks

September 6, 2022September 9, 2022

It’s been an especially rough year for US equities. In fact, 2022 was worse than

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I’m From The Government, And I’m Here To Help

September 6, 2022September 16, 2022

If fighting determined central banks is a fool’s errand, what is fighting panicked governments? That’s

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Don’t Panic About The Yuan. Yet

September 6, 2022September 9, 2022

To read the headlines, you’d think the Chinese yuan had depreciated through record levels. Or

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Dramatic Divergence Seen In Dueling US Services Sector Surveys

September 6, 2022September 7, 2022

The US economy isn’t in a recession. Or at least not according to a spate

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War Footing

September 5, 2022September 7, 2022

The world is six months into the war in Ukraine. Or eight years, or 239

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Saudis Snub White House As OPEC Reverses Output Hike

September 5, 2022September 6, 2022

It’d be a shame if oil prices fell too much. OPEC+ on Monday agreed to

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Truss Issues

September 5, 2022September 11, 2022

Liz Truss, political shape-shifter extraordinaire, morphed into UK prime minister on Monday, as expected. Her

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Europe Turns Chaotic As Kremlin Follows Familiar Playbook

September 5, 2022September 6, 2022

Regional equities were under pressure, the euro sank below 0.99 and benchmark gas prices jumped

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High Energy, High Drama

September 4, 2022September 5, 2022

US investors will step out of the holiday and into a data vacuum in the

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‘Putin’s Responsibility’: Germany Bails Out Households

September 4, 2022September 10, 2022

There’s something ironic about an “inflation-busting” plan that involves billions in government expenditures. But, when

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Larry Summers Isn’t Buying It

September 3, 2022September 5, 2022

Generally speaking, market participants were pleased with the latest jobs report out of the world’s

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‘The Thrill Is Gone’ For Equities. And Your QT Questions Answered

September 3, 2022September 5, 2022

For the better part of a dozen years, stocks were beyond reproach. Thanks to subdued

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Stocks Go From Sacred Cow To Sacrificial Lamb

September 3, 2022September 9, 2022

If Neel Kashkari was “actually happy” to see US equities fall following Jerome Powell’s terse

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The Charge Fed Critics Miss Is The Most Terrifying Of All

September 2, 2022September 3, 2022

The Fed and its many critics have at least one thing in common: They both

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Wanted In Europe: Mild Winter, ‘Specialized Repair Company’

September 2, 2022September 8, 2022

Wanted: “A specialized repair company.” If that’s you, and you can ensure the “complete elimination

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