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Corporate America’s 30-Year Profitability Bonanza May Be Over

May 17, 2023July 24, 2023

Over the past 30 years, S&P 500 profit margins more than doubled, from 5% to

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Target Delivers Ambiguous Results With Consumers ‘Under Pressure’

May 17, 2023May 18, 2023

Sales at Target slowed in March and decelerated further in April, the company said Wednesday,

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A.I. Everywhere

May 16, 2023May 16, 2023

Sam Altman expressed concern about the A.I. programs he’s developing during remarks to US lawmakers

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Famous Quant Warns Of ‘Rude Awakening’ In ‘Coming Vol Flare-Ups’

May 16, 2023

“Bonds imply a recession.” So said JPMorgan analysts led by Marko Kolanovic, who’s maintaining a

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McElligott Breaks Down ‘Really Fascinating’ Equities Vol Dynamics

May 16, 2023May 17, 2023

The equities vol space is quite interesting these days — or “really fascinating,” as Nomura’s

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Americans Herded Into New Construction Amid Acute Lack Of Resale Homes

May 16, 2023May 17, 2023

You surely didn’t “hear it here first,” but you’ve certainly heard it here a lot:

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Tech Allocations Surge As Funds Pile Into World’s Most Crowded Trade

May 16, 2023May 16, 2023

Given that the small cohort of large companies we generally refer to as “mega-tech” is

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‘That’s It?’ Markets Incredulous At Lackluster Chinese Economy

May 16, 2023July 24, 2023

China’s economic recovery is no recovery at all. Last week, I called+ the situation “vexingly

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US Retail Sales Surprisingly Buoyant Under The Hood

May 16, 2023May 17, 2023

Headline US retail sales rose just half as much as expected in April, but underlying

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Growth Outlook Poor, But ‘Soft Landing’ Is Consensus For $700 Billion In AUM

May 16, 2023May 16, 2023

Tuesday’s media spin on the May vintage of a closely-watched fund manager survey lacked important

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Kolanovic Laments Stocks’ ‘Complete Disregard’ For Macro, Policy Signals

May 15, 2023July 24, 2023

Equities are disconnected both from macro and policy realities. That’s according to JPMorgan analysts led

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Americans Always Pay Down Credit Cards In Q1. But Not This Year…

May 15, 2023May 16, 2023

Typically, Americans’ credit card balances decline during the first quarter of a calendar year. Not in

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At Least One Famous Billionaire Is Bullish

May 15, 2023May 15, 2023

For what it’s worth — which is either nothing at all or quite a lot,

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Wall Street’s Ardent Bear Is Sticking With It

May 15, 2023May 16, 2023

Headed into this year, the buy-side had (begrudgingly, perhaps) come around to a pretty bearish

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Why Stocks Could Fall 18% Despite Fed Pause

May 15, 2023

You’ve heard it before: “Sell the last hike.” That’s a familiar refrain for those who

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Two Men’s Pride Threatens ‘Inflection Point’ For Dollar Hegemony

May 15, 2023May 16, 2023

Joe Biden described himself as a “congenital optimist” while speaking to reporters about the debt

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Out Of US Stocks, Into Cash And Bonds

May 14, 2023

If you’re keeping track at home, outflows from US equity-focused ETFs and mutual funds continued

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Turkey Tests Its Strongman

May 14, 2023May 21, 2023

“Very ridiculous.” That’s how Recep Tayyip Erdogan described the notion he might refuse to step

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Traders Eye D.C. Drama, Fed Speakers, Housing, China In New Week

May 14, 2023May 15, 2023

Retail sales, housing data and debt ceiling drama will dominate the market narrative in the

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Profits And Prophecies

May 13, 2023May 15, 2023

With 90% of market cap reporting, earnings season in the US is over for all

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The Lending Standards Canary

May 13, 2023May 15, 2023

The consensus narrative around the latest vintage of the Fed’s senior loan officer survey is

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Saved By The Beveridge Curve (This Time Is Different)

May 12, 2023

This time is different. No, seriously. It is. The question is whether it’ll stay different.

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Fade The Neon Swans?

May 12, 2023May 12, 2023

There’s “neon swan” potential lurking in America’s debt ceiling crisis. Notwithstanding one former president’s unorthodox

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Fed Gets Disastrous Sentiment Report As Inflation Expectations Jump

May 12, 2023May 14, 2023

In a decidedly unwelcome development reminiscent of a fateful Friday in June of 2022, University

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It’s (Not) The Economy, Stupid

May 12, 2023May 21, 2023

Do Americans even care about the economy anymore? You’d think the answer is (still) a

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Bear Echoes

May 12, 2023May 13, 2023

“2023 is in no way comparable to 2008.” How many times have you heard that

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Money Market Assets Hit Fresh Record. Fed Backstop Usage Rises Anew

May 11, 2023May 13, 2023

Inflows to money market funds slowed in the week to May 10, but total assets

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