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Why Marko Kolanovic And JPMorgan Are Still Cautious

October 23, 2023October 23, 2023

If you’re wondering why JPMorgan remains defensive in their asset allocation (and cautious in their

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Winning The Life Lottery

October 23, 2023October 24, 2023

Are we in a late-cycle backdrop? Or are we in the process of witnessing “immaculate

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Thanks For Playing! Bill Ackman’s Bond Short Was Short-Lived

October 23, 2023November 5, 2023

Everybody look at Bill. Bill needs to be reminded how important he is. You can

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Are Stock Bears ‘Vindicated’?

October 23, 2023October 24, 2023

“Somewhat vindicated.” That’s how one mainstream financial media outlet described the persistently bearish view harbored

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5%: US Treasurys Or GameStop?

October 23, 2023October 24, 2023

10-year US yields, the benchmark of all benchmarks, breached 5% on Monday for the first

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Swissy Never Lies

October 22, 2023

What’s the best hedge for geopolitical turmoil? That question’s a bit of a red herring.

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Don’t Forget The Mega-Caps

October 22, 2023October 23, 2023

What’s next for US equities? At the risk of stating the obvious, a lot depends

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US Prepares GDP Scorcher As Fed Goes Silent

October 22, 2023October 26, 2023

US economic exceptionalism should be on full display this week. The advance read on Q3

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An Unruly Kite

October 21, 2023October 23, 2023

Where’s the peak for 10-year US yields? That’s not just a question, it’s the question.

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For Whom The Bell Tolls

October 21, 2023October 23, 2023

Things are about to get real for corporates with a steep maturity wall. Even for

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Why Friday’s Stock Selloff Got No VIX Response

October 20, 2023October 21, 2023

Remember the call spread buyer? If not, I won’t trouble you with the specifics on

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The World’s Burning. And US Treasurys Can’t Save You

October 20, 2023November 5, 2023

Shouldn’t US Treasurys rally in the face of the dangerous realities on display in the

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Haves, Have-Nots And The Term Premium

October 20, 2023October 20, 2023

Earlier this week, I noted that money market funds are throwing off an estimated $22

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Xi’s Reopening Bull Market Crashes And Burns In 12 Months

October 20, 2023October 21, 2023

This feels a little gratuitous, but I don’t generally care. We’re talking about an autocrat

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Famous BofA Indicator Flashes Rare, Contrarian ‘Buy’ Signal

October 20, 2023October 22, 2023

It’s time to “nibble.” That’s according to BofA’s Michael Hartnett who, despite what sometimes feels

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Money Market Funds See Largest Outflow Since Lehman

October 19, 2023October 19, 2023

Money market funds saw the largest weekly exodus since Lehman in the week to October

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The Disinversion You Should Be Watching

October 19, 2023October 19, 2023

When you hear the term “disinversion,” you probably think Treasury curve. If this were a

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Fed Policy ‘Not Too Tight,’ Powell Says, After Otherwise Balanced Remarks

October 19, 2023November 5, 2023

As expected, Jerome Powell tried to thread the needle on Thursday during closely-watched remarks prepared

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Are Higher Rates Inflationary Now?

October 19, 2023October 19, 2023

On Thursday, while editorializing around the slowest pace of US existing home sales since 2010,

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Albert Edwards Exposes China’s GDP ‘Beat’

October 19, 2023October 21, 2023

In “Roses Are Red,” I gently suggested market participants should cast a wary eye at

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‘The Fed Simply Can’t Keep Raising Rates’: Existing Home Sales Slowest Since 2010

October 19, 2023October 20, 2023

The good news is, existing home sales in the US actually managed to beat estimates

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The Never-Ending US Treasury Selloff

October 19, 2023October 20, 2023

Bonds were in the headlines again on Thursday, when 30-year US yields pushed well above

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No Surrender

October 19, 2023October 19, 2023

“No surrender!” shouted the US labor market. Initial jobless claims for the week ending October

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Never A Dull Moment For Bonds Gone Wild

October 18, 2023October 18, 2023

There’s rarely a dull moment in the US rates complex these days. If it’s fireworks

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‘What Sets Us Apart’

October 18, 2023November 5, 2023

“We believe in the fundamental dignity of every human life,” Joe Biden declared on Wednesday,

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Netflix Had A Lot Of Paying Add(ict)s

October 18, 2023October 19, 2023

Much as it pains me to take up my time and yours with Netflix earnings

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Market Hedging Mideast ‘Tinderbox’ With VIX, Crude, Gold: McElligott

October 18, 2023

Bonds haven’t been the best hedge for your equities over the past two years. Maybe

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