Trump Has A Fed Chair Shortlist

Satire died an agonizing death during the Trump presidency. At least it was quick. Caricature didn't suffer. One morning we woke up to discover that yesterday's Onion headlines were today's New York Times feature stories. And that was that. The Trump administration put every satirist in America out of work virtually overnight. If you're still employed as a humorist, it's charity on the part of your employer. You should thank them. Then start looking for another job. Because if the next recessi

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8 thoughts on “Trump Has A Fed Chair Shortlist

  1. This article is not funny. It speaks to what I was trying to get at when I asked ( a couple days ago) what happens if Trump is elected. Again, this is not humorous.

  2. I’m not sure why you don’t think Laffer is a genius economist. Trickle down economics has proven to be so amazing for society over and over again. There is a reason for that famous saying: “The rich get rich and the poor get rich”.

  3. Gary Cohn could have been Fed Chair now had he not taken offense to the “Jews will not replace us” chant in Charlottesville…Herman Cain (previously nominated) is out after dying after Trump’s Tulsa rally.

    How bout Bernie from “Weekend at Bernie’s.”

  4. I am thinking the perfect FED chair for Biden’s competitor is one who has only a two word vocabulary, “Yes Sir”. Why maybe he can go modern and get a robot to do Fed Chair’s job for him.

    I also wonder how many FED employees will be left after the night of the long knives on January 20th. Afterall I understand the dismissal letters are already written and just need to be sent.

  5. My money is on Maria Bartiromo. Trump will say she has the CNBC and Fox Business experience making her fully qualified. I can already hear Lindsey Graham touting her incredible judgement and wisdom.

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