“Come play with us Danny”…
Year: 2018
Hey Guys, It Looks Like XIV Is Done. The Short Vol. Products Are Toast.
Look out. The unthinkable just happened.
Hong Kong Stocks Collapse, Hang Seng Falls 1,200 Points
So hey! Don’t feel too bad U.S. investors…
NEXT! Vicious Vol. Spike Claims First Official Victim As Nomura Redeems Short Vol. ETN
And for those who aren’t fluent, here’s how you say “you’re fucked” in Japanese:
Black Monday.
The bottom fell out.
S&P’s Record-Breaking Streak In Serious Jeopardy
S&P 500 FALLS 5% FROM INTRADAY PEAK AS IT SINKS BELOW 2,729
Bitcoin Dives Below $7,000 As SEC, CFTC Heads Set To Talk Regulation, Oversight
Folks, it is falling apart for Bitcoin.
Listen You Ingrates, Paul Ryan Wants You To Know That $1.50 Is A Lot Of Money These Days
I mean fuck me, do you want a free Costco membership or don’t you?!
White House Says Trump ‘Concerned’ About The Stock Market ‘Losing Any Value’
“…to an unusual degree.”Â
‘We Don’t Think This Is Going To Be A Healthy Exercise’: SocGen
Although to be fair, that “unhealthy” feeling you might be nursing today could very well have more to do with the cheap domestic beer and copious amount of spinach dip…
A Furious Trump Freaks Out On ‘Little’ Adam Schiff, Says Comey, Brennan, Clapper All Out To Get Him
Welcome to Monday, America. You can be sure there won’t be another shutdown.
European Shares Dive, Erase 2018 Gains
“We are in a dive.”
Japanese Stocks Routed, Kosdaq Collapses As Global Stocks React To Wall Street Turmoil
So you tell me: “healthy correction” or “global rout”?
High Drama: Full Week Ahead Preview
Who’s ready for another week like last week?!
Stock Selloff Goes Global – Let’s Hope This Improves Overnight
Irrespective of how things pan out, this is indicative of how quickly things can go awry.Â
Bitcoin Falls Below $8,000 (Again) As Hedge Fund Shorts Jump Fivefold
Well, Bitcoin is all to hell again.
Don’t Blame This Guy…
“If the selloff feels like news”…
‘It Was The Core Of My Existence’: Yellen’s Farewell Interview With CBS
Ok, I’ll say it: bless her heart.
Mideast Stocks Slide As World Markets Respond To Wall Street Rout
“There is selling pressure and profit-taking across the board.â€
One Agent Explains Why He’s Leaving The FBI
“I am reluctantly turning in my badge and leaving an organization I love. Why?”
Big Banks Slam Door On Bitcoin Purchases Using Credit Cards
“But the Reddit threads said there would be Lambos!”
Tail Risk And A Trip Back To The Shrinking Playground
Maneuvering space, a (still) shrunken sandbox, and a step closer to the tail risk strike.
Trader: Here’s What Central Banks Won’t Do
“I am 99.90 bid the 0.10%’s of 27.â€
“OK, paying 90. For how many?â€
“unlimited…â€
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