You've heard it all before, although I can't definitively say you heard it here first. How many times have we seen the VIX versus the economic policy uncertainty index? Dozens. How many "story count" charts have we seen lately? Dozens. But it's Monday and there's not much going on, so we can't blame Bloomberg for doing their best impression of Melissa McCarthy's Sean Spicer: "Ok, now let us wave something shiny in front of you monkeys!" [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuc18xISwI?