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Paul Ryan Decides ‘To Hell With This’ And Meanwhile, John Boehner Got Dat Kush For Tha Low

April 11, 2018

“Also, Ryan never really wanted this job in the first place, so it’s as good a time as any to go back to Janesville and skip leg day WHENEVER HE WANTS.”

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Trump: I’m Not Backing Down Because ‘It’s Called NAFTA’ And Europe Sends Cars ‘Like Water’

March 5, 2018March 5, 2018

This is like a drunken cowboy firing off a pistol in a saloon. He may not be trying to hit anyone, but it’s certainly possible that someone will get shot.

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Listen You Ingrates, Paul Ryan Wants You To Know That $1.50 Is A Lot Of Money These Days

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

I mean fuck me, do you want a free Costco membership or don’t you?!

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