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‘Spastic Spooz’: An (Implicit) Short Gamma Odyssey

November 1, 2018October 22, 2021

“Hello Dave”.

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Donald Trump’s ‘Very Large Brain’ Has ‘Very Long’ Phone Chat With Very Nice Chinese Man

November 1, 2018October 22, 2021

Trade was capitalized, despite not being a proper noun.

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Christian Sewing ‘Appreciates’ Hudson Executive Not Thinking Deutsche Bank Is Lehman

November 1, 2018

Sewing will take it.

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China Teases More Stimulus As 7 Looms For Yuan, Defaults Mount

November 1, 2018November 1, 2018

“It’s only a matter of time.”

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Why SocGen Thinks The S&P Could Fall To 2,482

October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

“…the ability of equities to absorb higher bond yields is rather limited.”

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Requiem For October.

October 31, 2018October 18, 2021

Another bad dream.

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The BoJ And An ‘Enormous’ Risk From A ‘Very Out-Of-Consensus’ View

October 31, 2018

Down the rabbit hole with the world’s most dovish central bank.

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Private-Sector Wages Rose At The Fastest Pace Since 2008 In Q3 – Now Cue The ‘Rogue’ Inflation Print

October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

This is just further evidence that the tight labor market is gradually leading to wage inflation, the so-called “missing ingredient” for the Fed.

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If Janet Yellen Had A ‘Magic Wand’, She’d Raise Taxes: Let’s Discuss…

October 31, 2018October 18, 2021

“This is unsustainable.”

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‘Goldilocks’ Is Dead: Say Hi To The ‘Synchronized Global Slowdown’ Meme

October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

On Wednesday, markets received a slew of economic data to support the notion that the era of “synchronous global growth” is over.

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In This Market, ‘Fear’ Has A Split Personality

October 30, 2018October 18, 2021

The strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

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This ‘Freakout’ Isn’t The ‘Big One’ – That Comes Later: Nomura’s McElligott

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

The ‘main event’ comes in 2019.

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Marko Kolanovic: October’s ‘Rolling Bear Market’ Could Morph Into A ‘Rolling Squeeze Higher’

October 30, 2018January 8, 2022

“…there is an elevated risk of market reversion into year-end.”

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Trump Says Democrats Will Tank The Stock Market: Here’s A Reality Check

October 30, 2018October 18, 2021

“I strongly suggest voting Democrat.”

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Italian Economy Flatlines In Third Quarter, Turning Screws On Populists

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

There’s more bad news for Italy.

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‘Rather Than Catching A Falling Knife’: One Bank Says It’s Not Yet Time To Buy

October 29, 2018

Why it would “be prudent” to wait on full capitulation.

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Trump Said Ready To Slap Tariffs On All Chinese Imports If Talks With Xi Fail (Which They Will)

October 29, 2018October 29, 2018

The worry is stagflation. 

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Why One Goldman Analyst Thinks ‘Something’s Gotta Give’

October 29, 2018

“Shaky foundations.”

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Chinese Stocks Have A New Biggest Worry: Plunging Liquor

October 29, 2018October 18, 2021

Go home, Kweichow Moutai, you’re drunk.

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Angela Merkel Bombshell Shocks Europe, But Rallies In Banks, Autos Lead Stock Surge

October 29, 2018October 18, 2021

“Shock and disbelief”.

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Trying Times: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 28, 2018October 29, 2018

It can’t possibly be as bad as last week, right?

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One Bank Warns ‘Things Ain’t Like They Used To Be’ For U.S. Treasurys

October 28, 2018October 28, 2018

Times are changing.

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Why Now?

October 28, 2018

Of bubble dynamics and ultimate ironies.

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‘Corrections Are Painful, Particularly If You Have A Bloomberg On Your Desk’

October 27, 2018October 27, 2018

The Fed doesn’t see things the way you do anymore.

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The Fed Is Increasing The Deductible Of Your Insurance

October 27, 2018October 18, 2021

On the bright side, there’s a logic to the Fed’s strategy.

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Goldman Doesn’t Think It’s Time To Panic. Here’s Why…

October 27, 2018

Who’s in the mood for some “don’t panic, the fundamentals are sound” analysis on Saturday?

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Why October’s Selloff Doesn’t Look Systemic

October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

Maybe this isn’t “the big one” after all.

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