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From Italy To Deutsche Bank, A Hilariously Sarcastic Take On Wednesday’s Top European News

December 12, 2018October 23, 2021

Whatever you call it, don’t call it “clarity”.

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Wednesday’s Trade Rumor Ramp Is Brought To You By WSJ And ‘Made In China 2025’

December 12, 2018December 12, 2018

Commence the daily trade rumor pump!

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Jeff Gundlach, Bond King, ‘Unimpressed’ With Subjects

December 11, 2018October 23, 2021

Unfortunately, Jeff Gundlach held another one of his webcasts on Tuesday and as usual, it was a state-the-obvious-a-thon.

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Two Scoops Of Crazy: Insane Trump Border Wall Presser, WaPo China Bombshell Blindside Markets

December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

“I would be proud to shut it down.” And so much more.

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‘These Go To 11’: Nomura’s McElligott Doubles Down On ‘Powerful Blast Of Equities Upside’ Call

December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

Fresh off of Monday’s “a violent short squeeze” could be in the cards call…

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China Thinking About Slashing Tariffs On U.S.-Built Cars – Here’s The Irony…

December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

Trump doesn’t understand how any of this works – just a reminder.

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Here’s Some Color On Goldman’s March Fed Pause Call Because Some Folks Think This Is A Big Deal

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018

Throwing in the towel – sort of.

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Pondering Hedge Funds In The New Market Zeitgeist

December 10, 2018December 11, 2018

Where to now?

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Nomura’s McElligott Delivers Unified Theory Of Pretty Much Everything, Calls For ‘Violent Short Squeeze’ In Stocks

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018

Any questions?

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If You Don’t Count Everything, Nothing Went Wrong For European Stocks On Monday

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018

Draghi is going to need to pull out all his tricks on Thursday.

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Theresa May Opens Mouth, Says No-Deal Brexit Prep Now ‘Stepping Up’

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018

The brinksmanship here is getting dangerous.

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RBI’s Credibility Goes Up In Smoke As Urjit Patel Decides ‘Now’ Is As Good A Time As Any To Resign

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018

Undisclosed “personal” issues and such…

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The Best-Laid Plans: Full Week Ahead Preview

December 9, 2018December 9, 2018

“…often go awry.”

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‘Witching Hour’ FX Brexit Prep Conjures Ghosts Of Flash Crashes Past

December 9, 2018December 9, 2018

Fragility and such.

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Trump Is ‘Glued’ To The Stock Market -And He’s Running Out Of Excuses

December 9, 2018December 9, 2018

“…it’s amazing what happens when a businessman is allowed to run the economy.”

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China Summons U.S. Ambassador In Huawei Standoff, Accuses Washington Of ‘Violating The Rights’ Of Chinese Citizens

December 9, 2018October 23, 2021

The U.S. has violated the “legitimate rights and interests of Chinese citizens”.

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China’s November Trade Data Proves Everyone Is Losing In Trump’s Trade War

December 8, 2018October 23, 2021

The “front-loading” just wore off.

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‘Through The Looking Glass’: Aleksandar Kocic And The Fed In Convexity Wonderland

December 8, 2018April 18, 2020

“A new perspective on monetary policymaking in the post-crisis world.”

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It’s A Sad, Mad, Sad, Mad World.

December 7, 2018December 7, 2018

An unfortunate state of affairs.

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Marko Kolanovic Delivers 2019 Outlook And It Is Quite Something…

December 7, 2018January 8, 2022

A truly incisive critique from the Street’s most celebrated analyst.

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From Vienna With Love: OPEC Delivers, But Cuts Unlikely To Please One ‘Strategist’

December 7, 2018December 7, 2018

Now commence the OPEC tweets.

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Jobs Report Misses Lowest Estimate, Wage Inflation Cools

December 7, 2018October 24, 2021

You wanted “dovish” data, here’s some.

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Here’s The Narrative – Now How Will November Payrolls Fit In?

December 7, 2018December 7, 2018

Tell me a story. And then fit this data into it.

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Thursday’s Big Story Wasn’t WSJ’s Fed ‘Scoop’ – It Was The Short-End Circuit Breaker

December 6, 2018December 6, 2018

Let’s get to the real story from Thursday, ok?

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Here’s An OPEC Stalemate Rant.

December 6, 2018

Color me skeptical.

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European Stocks Will Fall Most Since Brexit & U.K. Stocks Will Turn Negative For The Century, If It Pleases The Court…

December 6, 2018December 6, 2018

“Not good, not good.”

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott, Now Officially A Star, Delivers Sweeping Defense Of Infamous Tuesday CTA Crash Call

December 6, 2018December 6, 2018

Comin’ through!

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