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China To ‘Pause’ RRR Cuts In Possible Blow To World-Beating Stock Rally

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

“In the short term, it’s not necessary.”

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‘My Friend Herman Cain’, WSJ ‘Scoops’ And Some Unnecessarily Biting Fed Satire

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

The fast track to farce…

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‘Full Stop’: Trump Squeezes Iran, Risking Oil Spike

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

“Strategery”.

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China Taps Brakes On Insane 2019 Stock Surge

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

Herding cats, and such.

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Uncomfortably Calm: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

By now, you know the narrative – or at least you should.

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Is The Fed Smarter Than ‘The Wisdom Of Crowds’? Goldman Answers

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

How many M&Ms are in this jar?

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The Only Thing To Fear Is (Tariff) Fear Itself

April 20, 2019April 20, 2019

“This was a momentum shock, not a structural slowdown.”

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BofA: ‘Yield-Curve Inversion Is No Longer A Reliable Signal For Recession’

April 20, 2019April 20, 2019

This time really is different, apparently.

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‘It’s Akin To The Exit Door Getting Smaller As More People Try To Run Out’: A Simple Explainer On Volatility-Liquidity Reflexivity

April 20, 2019April 21, 2019

“…if this is indeed the case, the reflexivity in markets ratchets up by multiple orders.”

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One Trader Thinks It’s Time To Buy Equity Vol. – But Not For The Reason You Think

April 19, 2019April 19, 2019

“…on a risk-adjusted basis, they are giving these call options away.”

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‘We’re All Sick And Tired’ Of The Coalition: Italy’s Date With Strongman Rule Draws Closer

April 19, 2019November 1, 2021

“Today as well the League threatens to make the government fall”.

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‘Oh Financial Times! What Do You Know’: Erdogan Furious As World Discovers Central Bank Lying About Reserves

April 18, 2019

“[We are] under attack by Western media outlets”.

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One Day, Things Will Turn Around For Germany – That Day Isn’t Today

April 18, 2019

There may be a light at the end of this tunnel, but it’s still a long way off.

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Nobody Cares About Trump’s Trade Deal Anymore

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Sell the news, baby. Sell the news.

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‘Global Recession’ Now Highest Conviction Worry Since ‘Populism’ Ca. 2017

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

…among European credit investors, that is.

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‘The Worst Is Over’: What Wall Street Thinks Of China’s Key Data Deluge

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Turning a corner?

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Horrible Slump In European Auto Market And Grievous Cut To German Growth Outlook Are Things That Don’t Matter, Yes?

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

“Hope springs eternal.”

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Stimulate Me! China Ain’t Done Yet

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Xi has your back, or so it seems.

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Morgan Stanley Delivers Solid Quarter Amid Otherwise Mixed Bank Earnings

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Gorman delivers top and bottom line beats after lackluster Q4.

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China Hits Home Run With Hotly-Anticipated Data Deluge

April 16, 2019

This will certainly come as a relief.

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A New ‘Problem’ Emerges In US-China Trade Talks

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

And now, more absurdity.

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Goldman: ‘Market Depth Has Stopped Improving’, Stocks Still ‘Vulnerable To Sudden Volatility Shifts’

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

“Use protection”.

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Gray Rhino Or Black Swan? Characterizing Vol. Spikes In A ‘Smart Power’ Regime

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

Oh, and in case the “gray rhino”/”black swan” fans are wondering…

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Bank Of America Delivers Decent Quarter, Wonders If It’s Good Enough For You

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

All in all, one doubts this is going to be “enough”…

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Adam Schiff Issues ‘Friendly Subpoenas’ To Deutsche Bank, Others In Russia Probe

April 15, 2019September 30, 2019

“As part of our oversight authority”…

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It’s Quiet – But Is It Too Quiet?

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

Lifelessly adrift – again…

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FOCMO And ‘The Art Of The Threat’

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

“Or to spell it out”…

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