Goldman Puts Area DJ David Solomon In Line To Be Next CEO

Ok, well that didn’t take long. 

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Trump Goodbye To Gary Cohn Erases All Doubt That Gary Cohn Needs To Go

Strategist: ‘Cohn’s Departure Will Weigh On Stocks And Keep A Bid To Vol. For Weeks’

It looks you’re all The Bruce Dickinson and Gary Cohn is your “cowbell” on Wednesday.

Global Markets React To Gary Cohn News

Ignoring this would be “a mistake”.

Donald Trump Proves Immune To Gary Cohn

That’s All, Folks: Gary Cohn Out At White House

You can expect this to weigh heavily on risk sentiment.

It’s High Noon For Gary Cohn’s White House Career

Heckuva Job There, Gary

‘Just Tell Him He’s Brilliant’: Gary Cohn Faked Bad Connection So He Could Hang Up On Trump

“We’re not going to have a real conversation here — can’t you just tell the president that he is brilliant and say we’re losing … the connection and then hang up?”

Fireworks.

“…or what counts as ‘fireworks.'”

Gary Cohn’s Anti-Nazi Leanings Not Welcome At Trump’s Fed, Will Leave White House After Tax Deal: BBG

“I’m sorry Gary, you seem like a good guy and all, but when it comes to dictating monetary policy we’re looking for someone who’s more closely aligned with our feelings on the whole Master Race thing.

‘The Trump Premium Has Drained Out’ – Goldman Has A Trade For You

But for the enterprising among you, that probably means there’s some upside asymmetry here. Just know that if you take that trade, you’re effectively betting that Gary Cohn won’t ultimately leave the administration…

Dalio: If Gary Cohn Leaves, It Would Be ‘Terrible For Markets’

Again, this isn’t about whether you like Gary Cohn or whether you think he’s a good choice for the Fed. This is about uncertainty in markets and the extent to which Donald Trump’s ineptitude is setting the stage for all manner of volatility down the road.

‘Street Fighter’ Steve Bannon Tells CBS That Gary Cohn Should Resign

“I’m talking – obviously, about Gary Cohn and some other people. That if you don’t like what he’s doing and you don’t agree with it, you have an obligation to resign.”

The Trump Eclipse Bottom

“I couldn’t agree more. I think Trump staring at the Solar eclipse was the bottom for his Presidency. After that, it’s all uphill. Seriously, there is so little expected of him, he is bound to outperform.”