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“Don’t Gasp”: One Trader Has Had Enough Of Your Bullshit For One Week

June 16, 2017

It’s Friday and by this point in the week, former FX trader Richard Breslow is

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Did Rod Rosenstein Just Threaten The Free Press On Behalf Of Donald Trump?

June 16, 2017June 16, 2017

“Americans should exercise caution before accepting as true any stories attributed to anonymous ‘officials,’ particularly when they do not identify the country — let alone the branch or agency of government — with which the alleged sources supposedly are affiliated.”

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Trump Thinks It’s “Sad” You Haven’t Found Enough Evidence To Impeach Him Yet

June 16, 2017

Have you had your “covfefe” this morning?

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This Week, We Saw A “Startling Transformation”

June 16, 2017

“With many risky assets close to the ding-dong highs and central bankers becoming less supportive, it’s hard to argue that conditions are as favorable as they were a few months ago.”

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Peter Pan’s Revenge: Kuroda Thinks You’re Crazy To Think BoJ Is Not Still Crazy

June 16, 2017

“The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease forever to be able to do it.”

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Key Calls (Friday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

June 16, 2017June 16, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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A Very Presidential Trump Asks Why “Crooked H” Gets To “Destroy Phone W/ Hammer”

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

“…& they talk about obstruction?”

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“Unidentified” Dong: China Will Not Take Fed Hike “Lightly”

June 15, 2017

“And the pace is getting faster and faster. “

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And Credit Investors’ Biggest Worry Is…

June 15, 2017

Spoiler alert.

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Darth Trader: “This Is Why I Am Shorting US Stocks”

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

“After many months of fighting all the naysayers predicting the next big stock market crash, I am finally succumbing to the seductive story of the dark side, and getting negative on equities.”

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Chart Of The Day: Commodities Versus China

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

No further comment.

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“It Belongs To The Robots”: Gap Between Humans’ And Bots’ Stock Exposure Soars To Record

June 15, 2017

“That money you see sloshing around in the U.S. stock market, it belongs to the robots.”

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“Carry” On, Or Not So Much? Emerging Markets After The Fed

June 15, 2017

So one of the interesting things to note about the price action we’ve seen over

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Sessions Satire: Neurologists Baffled By AG With Alzheimer’s

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

““In all the medical literature, we have never seen an example of someone capable of holding down such a high-powered job while having no memory whatsoever of people he met, things he said, places he has been, or thoughts he has had.”

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A 12-Chart Visual Tour Of The June Fed Statement

June 15, 2017

Here we are, one day after the Fed and people are still trying to decide

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Having Conquered FAAMG, Goldman Takes On BAT (Baidu, Alibaba, Tencent)

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

Last Thursday, Goldman’s prop desk decided they needed a lower entry point for the tech

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Nassim Taleb Drinks “Genghis Khan’s Champagne,” Eats A Horse, Becomes Grassland Warrior

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

But gettin’ all tanked up on Genghis’ horse juice doesn’t, in and of itself, make you a certified “Steppe fighter”…

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Trader: We’re Playing Tug-Of-War With A Starfish And There’s A “Reptilian Aura” To It

June 15, 2017

“Anyone who claims to know how this populism, saber-rattling and scandals will play out is fooling you as well as themselves.”

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China Didn’t Pull The Trigger: Here’s Why

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

Yesterday, we suggested that the most important question wasn’t whether the Fed would put a

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A Frustrated Trump Addresses Obstruction Investigation: “Nice”

June 15, 2017

So Donald Trump is being investigated for obstruction of justice. If you somehow missed that

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The Day After: Yellen’s Big Mistake

June 15, 2017

So here we are, the day after a Fed hike that was supposed to (and

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Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Beware “The Shanghai Death Cross”

June 14, 2017

Is it about to get worse?

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“Euphoria”: I’m Lovin’ It

June 14, 2017

Although “posthumous equine abuse” isn’t something we’d list under “interests” if we were say, signing up for a dating site, we don’t mind engaging in it if we think doing so might drive home a particularly important point.

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WaPo: Trump Now Under Investigation For Obstruction Of Justice

June 14, 2017

Well, if Donald Trump didn’t want to fire special counsel Robert Mueller, he goddamn sure

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Forget The Fed: These Are Wednesday’s Most Important Numbers

June 14, 2017

First thing Wednesday morning, before the abysmal data deluge hit in the US and before

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“Alt-Right Makeover”: Making Hate Cool Again

June 14, 2017

“Among those who demonize others, I just don’t seem to fit in”…

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