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Is Trump A White Supremacist? A Q&A With The Onion

August 16, 2017

“Americans demand much subtler displays of racism from their elected officials.”

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Dollar Sinks To Lows As Fed Minutes, Trump Weigh

August 16, 2017

This is a long-running concern. For years, there have been questions about whether fiscal policy was prepared to take the baton from monetary policy.

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July Fed Minutes: Highlights And Summary

August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

Although several participants were prepared to announce a starting date for the program at the current meeting, most preferred to defer that decision until an upcoming meeting while accumulating additional information on the economic outlook and developments potentially affecting financial markets.”

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Stocks Fall, Gold Spikes As Trump Ends Manufacturing Council

August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

TRUMP SAYS ENDING MANUFACTURING COUNCIL & STRATEGY FORUM

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‘No Soup For You!’ Campbell Soup Quits On ‘Reprehensible’ Trump

August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

“Following yesterday’s remarks from the President, I cannot remain on the Manufacturing Jobs Initiative.”

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3M CEO Quits On Trump, Says Council Not A ‘Great’ Way To #MAGA After All

August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

Trump’s initiative is no longer an effective vehicle for 3M to advance the goals of a stronger, healthier, more prosperous United States.

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America The ‘Financial Prozac Nation’

August 16, 2017

” It’s almost like investors are citizens of some financial Prozac Nation, emotions suppressed and buying all kinds of assets regardless of the perceived risk (or return).”

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Military Coup? Joint Chiefs Are Getting A Little Worried About Trump

August 16, 2017

So yeah, we can now tick the “restless military” box on the banana republic checklist. 

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Wednesday Satire: America Demands Immediate Removal Of Racist Symbol

August 16, 2017

“This symbol is a part of America’s dark, ugly past,” another protester said, echoing the opinions of many. “It has no business being here in 2017.”

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‘Now That’s Some Dip-Buying!’ Tech ETF Got $1.5 Billion In Inflows Tuesday

August 16, 2017

“…but I do know who’s not afraid: Nasdaq-buying E*Traders, dammit.”

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It’s ‘Easy To Get Rich’ With These ‘Key’ Technical Levels, Trader Imagines

August 16, 2017

“That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. A much debated concept, but in terms of navigating markets, there’s a lot of truth in it.”

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Here Are Goldman’s Brand New ‘Top FX Trades’

August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

Ok, well Goldman has some new “top” FX trades for you – because those always

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Mario Draghi Extends Martial Law – ‘State Of Exception’ Is Permanent

August 16, 2017

DRAGHI IS SAID TO NOT DELIVER FRESH POLICY AT JACKSON HOLE:RTRS

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KKK Grand Wizard Thanks Trump For ‘Courage’ While AFL-CIO Boss Quits Council

August 16, 2017

“Thank you President Trump”…

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Trump Says Amazon Is Destroying ‘Towns, Cities, And States’

August 16, 2017

“Time to get tough.”

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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‘Bring Out Your Dead!’ Another One Bites The Dust

August 15, 2017

“Bring out your dead!”…

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And A Nation Wept

August 15, 2017

“On Tuesday, he removed any doubt.”

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NIRP-Finity? Negative-Yielding Debt Is Back Above $8.5 Trillion

August 15, 2017

Have we passed the point of no return in terms of escaping from NIRP?

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Trump’s Total Meltdown: Rants On Charlottesville, Slaves, Lee, George Washington

August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

“Did George Washington have slaves?!”

“How about Jefferson? Do you like Thomas Jefferson?!”

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Requiem For A Crisis.

August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

Kind of makes you think…

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Nedbank Asks: Is A Dollar Liquidity Crunch Coming?

August 15, 2017

“The shortage of dollars is a longer-term structural problem for the world.”

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‘S&P 500: Just Say Hell No!’ GMO Delivers Gut Punch

August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

If our goal is compounding capital for the long term, which it is, we would not just say “No,” but something akin to “Hell no!”

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KeepItMadeInUSA Boss Quits On Trump; Tiki Says KKK Is Misusing Their Torches

August 15, 2017

“It’s the right thing to do.”

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Bad News: The Buyback Scheme Has Reached A Limit

August 15, 2017

“Perhaps over-leveraged US companies have finally reached a limit.”

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52% Of Republicans Would Support Trump Suspending 2020 Election

August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

The saving grace for America is that Trump is anything but. 

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Trump Says Glad To Be Rid Of CEOs Who ‘Grandstanded’ Against Nazis

August 15, 2017

Apparently, it’s now “grandstanding” to “stand” against the KKK and neo-Nazis, because after three CEOs quit his manufacturing council in response to the President’s failure to immediately condemn white supremacists, Trump has decided the best response is to tweet shame them.

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