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The Last Time This Happened, The World Ended…

November 28, 2017November 28, 2017

“What do you mean, ‘we,’ Kemo Sabe?”

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Bitcoin At $9,900: Korea PM Says It’s ‘Corrupting Youth’, Novogratz Sees $40K, Searches For Crypto On Credit Soar

November 28, 2017November 28, 2017

“If we let things continue, I feel some serious pathological phenomenons could occur.”

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Goldman Tells You What To Expect From The OPEC Meeting

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

Uncertain outcomes…

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Trump Is Losing His Mind: ‘Your Favorite President’ And The Navajo ‘Code Talkers’

November 27, 2017

“Your favorite President (me).”

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Nothing Doing.

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

Not exactly “exhilarating.”

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Why This Wind Down Is Different.

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

Follow the red line…

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Morgan Stanley Is Not Bullish Enough On The S&P For Your Tastes

November 27, 2017

“We would not be surprised if we reach [the year-end] target during 1H2018 and it marks the high for the year.”

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The Fight For CFPB: English Sues, Warren Hits Back, Mulvaney Buys Donuts

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

“…if the cop is pulled off the beat, then the profits from cheating people look far more attractive to the banking executives.”

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If Bitcoin Were A Country: Some Stats As We Close In On $10,000

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

“Is it the Tamagotchi from 20 years ago?”

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‘It’s Worrying That One Report Can Do This’: Samsung Downgrade Triggers Foreign Exodus From Korea Shares

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

That would be the biggest exodus of overseas money since August 11, in the immediate aftermath of “fire and fury.”

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Monday, Bloody Monday: The Chinese Stock Selloff Is Back

November 27, 2017

Well, if you take your cues from China, it was an inauspicious start to the week.

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Leftovers: Full Week Ahead Preview

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017

Ok, look: if you’re still hungover from a combination of turkey, greasy mashed potatoes, and copious amounts of not-quite-top-shelf red wine, it’s time to snap out of it because last week is melting into this week as tends to happen historically on Sundays.

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Trump Doubles Down On Roy Moore, Castigates Ivanka For Supporting Victims

November 26, 2017

Meanwhile, another deeply disturbing anecdote has emerged from the West Wing.

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Chasing The Elusive Riyal In Qatar

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017

Of crises, blockades, and discount riyals.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017

“Whataboutism.”

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Bonanza: Bitcoin Hits $9,200, Up 200% Since Jamie Dimon ‘Fraud’ Call

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017

Jamie never said it wouldn’t go to the moon. In fact, I bet his “target” price was higher than yours…

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‘Total Disaster’: Legal Standoff Looms As Trump, Warren Trade Insults Over CFPB

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“This is unprecedented. I literally don’t know.”

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Everything Must Go Or ‘The PancakeBot’ As #Extremecivilisation

November 25, 2017

“The promise of economic growth is that the poor can live like the rich and the rich can live like the oligarchs.”

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Bitcoin Explodes Through $8,700 To Record High: ‘Thanksgiving Table Discussion Was All About Bitcoin’

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“I suspect that pattern was repeated across tables everywhere.”

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‘They’re Gonna Have To Frisk Jared For A Wire’: Mueller Probing Flynn Role In Documentary

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“He said: ‘We don’t want anyone to know the Flynn Intel Group has anything to do with this.’ ”

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Trump Called Out By TIME, Former Editor After Falsely Claiming He Turned Down ‘Person Of The Year’

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“I’m sure you still have that fake TIME cover somewhere in storage”…

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The Black Hole Revisited

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

Don’t get sucked in.

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‘Wall Street Will Run Amok’, Elizabeth Warren Warns Amid CFPB Standoff

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

” You would think that the financial industry would be discredited after blowing up the economy and causing a massive recession, but no: Members of Congress are still eager to please them and still take their false claims at face value.”

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‘Just Add Blockchain’

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

“We will continue to increase our involvement and support of the blockchain ecosystem, as we ramp up our Bitcoin mining operations.”

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Green Friday.

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

Trading is over for the week, so go out and challenge someone at Walmart to a fist fight over a flatscreen deal.

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What Do You Get When You Combine Bitcoin, Algos And Social Media? This…

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

And yes, I am serious.

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‘The Enigma Of 8’: Here’s What Goldman Sees For China’s Markets In 2018

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

“Luck, prosperity, and wealth.”

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