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Profits At China’s Industrial Firms Plunge A Laughable 38.3% Thanks To Annoying Virus

March 26, 2020

More smoldering wreckage.

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US Passes China For Most Coronavirus Cases During Trump Press Conference

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“You don’t know what the numbers are in China.”

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$586 Billion In Five Business Days: Fed’s Balance Sheet Balloons To $5.25 Trillion

March 26, 2020March 27, 2020

Unlimited Fed buying versus a deadly, highly contagious respiratory infection. Pick a winner.

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Donald Trump Has A Virus Plan.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“A number of our fellow citizens have tragically succumbed to its ravages, while many more are fighting for their lives.”

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‘Nuclear’ Stimulus Bombs, No Entry To China And The Dow’s New ‘Bull Market’

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“It’s not even a bazooka”, Jones went on to say. “It’s more like a nuclear bomb”.

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Nomura’s McElligott Talks Flow Catalysts As VaR Shock Fades, Markets Eye Stimulus, Recession

March 26, 2020

“…despite everybody knowing this is just the beginning of a horrific few months of data to come.”

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Record Surge In Jobless Claims Suggests Unemployment Rate Rose More This Week Than Any Monthly Gain In US History

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“[That] would raise the unemployment rate by more than half, by 2 percentage points from 3.5% to 5.5%, moving back to 2015 levels in just one week”.

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Jerome Powell To NBC: ‘We’re Not Going To Run Out Of Ammunition. That Doesn’t Happen.’

March 26, 2020

“Essentially, the answer to your question is ‘no'”. 

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Mario Draghi: This Is A ‘Biblical’ Crisis. It’s ‘War’. Scrap The Rules, Cancel The Debt, Lend To Everyone Right Now.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“Much higher public debt levels will become a permanent feature and will be accompanied by private debt cancellation.”

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Just ‘Trying To Go Up’.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“Markets are all over the place at the moment – and currently trying to go up”.

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Meanwhile, In Singapore, A Rough Week Gets Worse

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

Coal mine canary.

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China’s $941 Billion Wealth Fund Cut Risk Parity Assets In Half Days Before Rout Worsened: Report

March 25, 2020March 26, 2020

Good timing.

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Stephanie Kelton: This Is The Lesson Of The $2 Trillion Virus Stimulus Bill….

March 25, 2020March 26, 2020

“The reality is that there is almost always enough slack in the economy to allow for an expansion of federal spending (or tax cuts) without offsets”.

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Out Of Adjectives.

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

Crazy times, historic moves.

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Ben Bernanke: Virus Recession More Like Big ‘Snowstorm’ Than Great Depression

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“This is a very different animal”.

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Coming Unemployment Crisis Plunges America’s Newly Jobless Into ‘Kafkaesque’ Nightmare

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“We’ve never seen anything like it”.

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‘Back-Of-The-Envelope’ Math From St. Louis Fed Shows US Unemployment Rate Surging To 32%

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“These are very large numbers by historical standards”.

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Going ‘Through Hell’

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

Meanwhile, on the pandemic front…

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$2 Trillion.

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

“Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely”.

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Marko Kolanovic Offers Hope In Coronavirus Fight With Analysis Of Kinsa Smart Thermometer Data

March 24, 2020March 26, 2020

“…the response evolves initially from under-reaction, then overreaction and then converges closer to an optimal response.”

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Find Me A Sharpie, PTJ.

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“I think Easter Sunday — you’ll have packed churches all over our country”.

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Nomura’s McElligott: The Fed Is Now ‘Chief Risk-Taker And CIO’ (And Other Fun Market Notables)

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

So much to backstop, so little time.

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Here’s What It Looks Like When Everyone Frontruns Jay Powell’s ETF Buying…

March 24, 2020

A $1 billion one-day flow bonanza.

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PMIs Show US Economy ‘Decimated’ In March. Kudlow Says Trump May Reopen America Within Weeks

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“…that doesn’t mean we’re going to walk away from advice of health experts”.

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The Not-So-Great Coronavirus Debate Rages On: Kill The Global Economy To Save Lives?

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“…but the faster the virus stops, the quicker and stronger the recovery will be.”

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European Economy Suffers Catastrophic Hit From Virus Measures, March Data Shows

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“…far exceeding that seen even at the height of the global financial crisis.”

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Hope Floats.

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“…a key lesson is that major wars are staggeringly expensive.”

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